Power of the Whuffo
True Story...true story... So I was in the Potato state with some friends over the weekend. There were a lot more spectators than there had been on the couple of trips before that.
I was out on the bridge and I talked KMonster into sitting out a jump and running some video for me. I was going to do my third McConkey of the weekend, my third ever actually. Next to KMonster is a guy dressed head to foot in Denim (we'll call him The Gazer). Total Whuffo, just out there to watch us having a good time.
I climbed over the rail and after I was satisfied that the canopy was ready for me to launch out over, I gave the count and hucked off. (I'm not trying to brag but my exit did look pretty cool...)
As soon as the parachute pressurized, my left toggle was gone. (looking back, I'm not sure if I hit it with my hand going for the risers, or if I dragged the toggle over the rail as I climbed over. Either way, the toggle was trailing the canopy and flapping around in space. Fortunately this is no big deal.)
I figured I could make a minor malfunction into a valuable training jump so I chuckled a little and tossed the other toggle too. Let's see how this baby flies on risers, no better place to practice.
Meanwhile, KMonster is capturing the whole jump on Video. The jump looks like any other jump, but the conversation in the background is priceless.
True story...
The Gazer: "Whoa..F*@k dude. that guy lost both his things"
Kmonster: "Who lost both what things?" (She was looking through the viewfinder and couldn't see the control lines)
The Gazer: "Those things that steer the thing."
True story. I have the video to prove it.