Re: [czechbase] Tips for jumping of of buildings
In reply to:
My question with regards to buildings would be how would one sneak in at 4am in the morning past the security at the front and then try to get onto the roof??
I heard there will be a seminar at Bridge day addressing exactly this question.
It will cover bypassing retinal scanners, Overpowring security guards with stun guns, and a special bonus section on how to know when it's appropriate to use a silencer instead of a blade.
Follow up seminars will give you hard-earned duplicates of keys, combinations, and passcodes, as well as diagrams of buildings. Another will give you a list of exactly how to pack your parachute for every building in existence on this planet.
But get this; for a grand finale, they will offer a *FREE* hand-holding seminar where someone who has put a lot of effort, time, sweat, money, and maybe even has sucked off a security guard or two will take you to a building and give you, the uninitiated, a first hand building jump where you don't have to worry about all that pesky logistical stuff like "how do I do it?"
Really worth the price of admission.
In case you can't make it to Bridge Day, My best advice is to walk into a building at about 4am, Walk up to the security guard, and tell him: "Hi, I'm a BASE jumper and I'm going to jump off of the roof of this building. If you think you're man enough to stop me, then by all means try your best--Otherwise, sit your rent-a cop ass back in your chair and go back to sleep you jelly donut eatin' pussy."
Works every time.