Darwin Candidate, Part II, aka BASE Nazi Rant
This past week, we were jumping a large TV tower (2000'), with an elevator. There were five of us, ranging from just over 100 jumps to just under 1000, and we encountered various other jumpers from time to time, as we were touring a very crowded bit of the BASE world. Anyway, we had four jumpers on the elevator, and were all set to get to altitude, and put the elevator to bed before the sun rose, then wait for the light and make a dawn load.
As the elevator reached 1000' or so, two canopies opened pretty much right in front of it--at around 800'.
They were pretty logo canopies, apparently sponsored by a major snowboarding company (I don't snowboard, but I think that's what "Burton" makes).
These two pretty canopies were opening in the upwind sector of the tower, and being blown back into the tower and the guy wires. The jumpers had exited directly into a 30 mph headwind, turning a super safe, easy object into an object strike nightmare. Obviously, they missed Outrager's BLiNC post on Jumping Towers in Wind (he posts as "Yuri" over there).
The first jumper fought the wind a bit, and pretty much floated straight down, landing just in front of the guy wires.
The second jumper had a 90 degree off-heading, and as he struggled to turn his canopy, he was blown between the guy wires of the tower.
It was pure, dumb luck that he survived. I was amazed that he hadn't struck the wires, and gotten to ride them 700' to the ground, thereby injuring (truthfully, probably killing) himself, and likely putting our lovely little elevator off limits for quite some time.
From my vantage point (on the ground, bedding down the elevator), I saw the openings, and the resultant wind-driven canopy flights.
A bit worried, I hurried over to talk to the jumpers (who I did not know).
A bit of our dialogue:
In reply to:
ME: So, um, how much experience do you guys have?
WIRE RIDER: Lots! I have two or three hundred skydives, and that was my fifteenth BASE jump.
ME: Fifteen jumps?
WIRE RIDER: Yeah, but Rip has almost fifty--he's teaching me. Did you see my jump? Wasn't it great?
ME: Um, well, you really ought to jump into the downwind sector of the tower. That way the wind pushes you away from it.
WIRE RIDER: Yeah, but did you see my jump--I mean it was awesome, wasn't it?
ME: And most people try to pull a bit lower--that way the wind is weaker, and doesn't effect your opening that much.
WIRE RIDER: Lower? Man, we're pulling lower than anyone I've ever seen.
ME: Who are you jumping with?
WIRE RIDER: We're from Tahoe. We've got sponsors.
ME: Hey, do you guys want to go and grab some breakfast with us? Maybe talk about this a bit?
WIRE RIDER: Nah, we've got it under control.
ME: Just try to be careful. You really ought to jump downwind.
WIRE RIDER: Yeah, whatever, man. We're sponsored.
So, I get home, make a few phone calls and figure out who the jumpers were. I am informed, quite curtly, that they were perfectly safe, and I ought to mind my own business.
Oh, well. I guess I'll go quietly mind my business, then.