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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WGo4li2K0o

LOL!! this is great!

I've never seen a kangaroo in real life.

If I would see a kangaroo coming at me like that, I would probably just lay down and let them eat me.

Circle of life.

Awesome.

One night after a power tower jump we got surrounded by a curious herd of cows. They pushed in against us so tightly that it was really (physically) difficult for us to push our way out.

At least they weren't charging us though.

So if kangaroos attack you when you land in Oz, and cows crowd you when you land in the US, what do sheep do when you land in NZ?

In NZ, the sheep are just looking for revenge.

That seems like fun, I thought that the kangaroos will attack him but decided to go and play instead.

There's a reason this is our national anthem...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdihHnaOQsk

The sheep are all busy being molested by the locals

Yes, we do that! We all do it. Every single one of us male Kiwis do that. It's true!

And when we've finished with them, we send them to the meat works factory, where they are killed, butchered, packed and then exported to Straya, where you eat them.

Killer Kangaroo's .. AHhhh nothing to fucking fear for the average Australian child is what I hear .

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