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Oh. My. God.... Why didn't someone tell me, the movie was a documentary from the future?

Winning #1 and Winning #2

I honestly can't tell the difference any more.
(If you don't know where the second clip is from, go watch Idiocracy right now.)

#MakePuSsIeSBiGGreatAgain

https://youtu.be/ZwjFPzOslXQ

If you don't mind a bit of piracy, you can watch Sunshine Superman here

http://video2k.is/?keyword=sunshine+superman&c=movie&m=filter

Just make sure you use Chrome with the Adblock extension. Jean Boenish is amazing.

Another sign of the idiocalypse:

today, no shit, in the grocery store, I got offered a free sample of mineral water... the lady gave me a cup and said, "it's got electrolytes!"

to which I replied, obviously, "it's what plants crave!"

she had no clue about the reference.

I better get a handjob next time I go to starbucks.