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I wanna jump a 2000 footer!!!
Hi everyoneSmile, some friends and i are really keen on jumping one of these big boys but we dont want to go to jail, or lose our gear, or get a bilion dollar fine. We're in twinfalls right now and were thinking about taking a trip to california to check it out. Any locals out there that can help?

PS: i will light then up if you dontCoolmuhahahaa
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Re: [pedrooliv] I wanna jump a 2000 footer!!!
Seriously? I don't like to frag people on here, but if you're for realzos, then you win Assclown of the Year, 2015. I hope the Sheriff lights you up, takes your gear, and deports you. I guess it would also be rad if one of the locs thumps you and throws your gear in the river. I guess local DZs should be on the lookout for a noob jumper from Portugal willing to suck people off.
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Re: [stinkydragon] I wanna jump a 2000 footer!!!
Ahahahaaa duuude.. Are you really taking this that seriously? Chill, laugh dont fragWink btw thank you for not nominating me assclown of all time, that means a lot Smile
I only suck off base jumpers so sorry i wont see you at the dz
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Re: [pedrooliv] I wanna jump a 2000 footer!!!
Sorry, I just got done watching Point Break and was all fired up and naked. Well, except for my jungle boots, mustache, and a half cup of coconut oil. I retract my rage and wish I could get this coconut oil off the keyboard. You wouldn't find me at the DZ either, btw, but I prefer salad tossing to BJs anyway. If you're into that, I can tell you about some pretty sweet rest areas.
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Re: [stinkydragon] I wanna jump a 2000 footer!!!
OK... Im speachless Shocked i had no idea you could still find point break out there. That some good stuff!
I dont know what kind of rest areas are those that you know but, i really never have my salad without a proper dressing in it Wink