Re: [dantheman] Look at us, look at us, LOOK AT US!
See... that attitude right there is why no one watches the commonwealth games
I mean femurs heal, but the utter shame of being called out by an insignificant cunt behind a computer 5000 miles away, that my friend lasts forever. Shame sir! Shame! Honestly, I don't know how you'll live with yourself.
Somthing, somthing, somthing, thats how you lost the Maldives Islands... Theres something in there i swear, but i'm american so I really don't know my history very well and I'm too lazy to google it and then spend another 15 minutes coming up with something witty to tie it in. I mean fuck, do you know how long it took me to come up with the Commonwealth Games reference? I must have googled 20 different versions of "Silly British Olympics" before I even got the name right.