Attention Facebook-Obsessed Douchebags
As we enter the high season of BASE fatalities, please don’t try to be the first to post your ominous black profile photo to demonstrate that you’re ‘in the know’ regarding a fatality. For God’s sake, don’t post your “BSBD” message to the deceased’s social media accounts until you have definitive proof that legitimate authorities have notified the fallen’s next of kin. Already this season, close family and friends have learned of their loved one’s deaths via clueless assholes’ trigger happy Facebook posts, which is sickening to think about. Just sit down and shut the fuck up for a couple of days until notifications can be completed and communicate with friends regarding fatalities via PMs.