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1. Do your AFF/IAD course in 3 days max. Then pump out 50 jumps in a week with as many "cool" guys at the DZ you have sweated on and, made promise to do some some "sweet" dives with in the morning.

2. Get brand new custom rig in RED an Black colour scheme that you asked every jumper on the DZ advice on (this also includes getting brand new helmet, ff suit, rel suit, etc and all in the "cool" matching black and red theme)

3. Get required 200 jumps to fly wingsuit that you ordered the day after you did AFF lvl2 (Black an red of course)

4.Sign up for a FIRST JUMP COURSE with (INSERT STANDARD "BASE GOD" NAME HERE) in Croatia. NOTE: Must friend request said BASE god on fb immediately! flowed by continual uploads of awkward selfie photos with your Base God "mentor"

5. Let the FB posts flowwwwwwww!!!!!!!

6. Start telling everyone back home on FB how your only concentrating on BASE when you get back home.

7. You know how it goes form here....

Does 20 base jumps . gets an Athlete page

Then tells everyone there doing it wrong...

Makes no money from sponsors leaves the sport in 1-2 seasons

Or are you referring to someone in general hahahhhahah

the brand new helmet also has to be a cookie g3 or a similar full face thats equally as gay....also rules for new ppl skydiving is u have to spend thousands$$ on tunnel time...then comes the base coarse etc lol

hahaha exactly! Got to have the athlete page up to stop fans reading about how your mum and her friends want you to stay safe, stop doing "Stunts" and are wondering when you even started "diving" haha.
Also the whole process must take place within 12 months MAX from first tandem.
Yeah someone particular haha, but I've seen quite a few come through the DZ. In the last 6 months or so especially.

Hey, how come you guys get to make fun of people but I get my post deleted! Not fair. Whaaaaaa, whaaaaa, censorship, whaaaa.

What you got against red and black color scheme? Are those whuffo colors?

Baa. All the cool kids are switching over to the rainbow parade

Sounds gay. But the Supreme Court says it's cool to be gay now.

hahaha nah mate, just an example.

Dude you are way behind the times.
First BASE jump 0 skydives
First wing suit jump 20 or 30 skydives

Don't forget to add that you are starting a BASE FJC that teaches BASE jumping the way it should be taught.

Why is this in the beginners forum? This is one of the dumbest threads I've read... and some reason responded to.

Ummm think you read it wrong possibly man. But Im drunk and you know.. its 3 am.... hahahha. My original post was made in the same circumstances hahaahaha. Im not questioning the schooling curriculum bud, or any in particular Instructor at all!!!!!!!!, I believe these courses are awesome for people who cant find a local mentor or have been blacklisted by every local jumper available for mentorship for some reason or another....... Just the rushing into base by a large amount of people with there priorities seriously backwards is what i disagree with(not that i give fuck at all really haha) just an observation.

no one forced you mate! relax and smile bud

I wear red and black. Always have. I'm offended.

Well, get in the fucking line already there, will ya'!?

When did the line start? I've been in it a pretty long time.

I lied about being offended.

I do have a lot of red and black gear though.