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Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
 
People have been saying for a while now that the NPS rule over the parks is out of hand and is more akin to a totalitarian government placing and enforcing unjust regulations at the whim of big corporations. Well here is an interesting observation that I noticed that may just move Yosemite closer to something run like a prison system.

Aramark was just given a huge concession deal for Yosemite. Under the 15-year, 2 billion dollar deal scheduled to begin on March 1, 2016, Aramark will manage Yosemite's hospitality programs encompassing lodging, food and beverage, retail, recreational and transportation services.
http://www.sfgate.com/...Yosemite-6333876.php

If you don't know who Aramark are, they are the largest provider of meals and services to prisons, among other things. http://www.aramark.com/...rectional-facilities

They are also known for their low quality food and services they provide as well as their commitment to scam as much money from their customers as possible. Here is a great article on the food it provides to prisoners.
http://www.truthdig.com/...or_your_dog_20131222
A few quotes from the article...

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More than 270 prisoners were sickened in April 2008 at Florida’s Santa Rosa Correctional Institution after eating Aramark chili. Some 50 prisoners at Colorado’s Larimer County Detention Center became ill in February 2008 after eating Aramark chili. Prisoners in Clayton County, Ga., were not served hot food from October 2009 to the following Jan. 22 because the pressure cookers in the jail kitchen were inoperable. In February 2009 a Camden County, N.J., health report found that the Aramark-run kitchen in the county jail had “mice throughout kitchen and storage area.” Mouse droppings were discovered in butter. Several food items, including grits, chicken, rice and beef, were not stored at temperatures low enough to protect against contamination. Prisoners at the county jail in Santa Barbara, Calif., went on a hunger strike last summer to protest the Aramark food, and inmates at Bayside State Prison in New Jersey went on a hunger strike in October for the same reason. Prisoners in Macomb County, Mich., are currently eating only cold food because of a mold problem in the jail kitchen. And auditors at Florida’s Department of Corrections have charged that Aramark billed the state for $5 million worth of “phantom” meals.

That's ok if you don't want to eat the food that's provided by Aramark, you can just go buy something at the commissary... also owned by Aramark.

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Aramark, whose website says it provides 1 million meals a day to prisoners, does what corporations are doing throughout the society: It lavishes campaign donations on pliable politicians, who in turn hand out state and federal contracts to political contributors, as well as write laws and regulations to benefit their corporate sponsors at the expense of the poor. Aramark fires unionized workers inside prisons and jails and replaces them with underpaid, nonunionized employees. And it makes sure the food is low enough in both quality and portion to produce huge profits.

All you have to do is follow the money trail to see how a company with such appalling quality control regulations, and utter disregard for human health could be given such a large governmental contract.

From Aramark's website it say that they gave $400,000 to the Nation Park Foundation Centennial Celebration campaign which marks the National Park Service 100 year anniversary in 2016. http://www.aramark.com/...onal-park-foundation
You can then go to the National Park Foundation website and look at their partner page where Aramark are prominetly displayed at the top of the list with a donation over 1 million dollars. http://www.nationalparks.org/about-us/our-partners

So there you go another example of how corporate greed and corrupt politicians are controlling our country and our parks. It seems the food concession will be something to behold and I can't wait to see what Aramark will do with the recreational services and other parts of the contract... Crazy
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Re: [base570] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
so you're saying if we got a million dollars together, they'd let us jump? that's 2000 jumpers with 500 dollars each.
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Re: [zmorlock] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
i'm in
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Re: [DeerBone] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
We have the best politicians money can buy!
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Re: [base570] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
I just watched the latest season of Orange is the New Black. You just summarized it.

Lee
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Re: [zmorlock] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
Step 1: Get "Caitlyn" Jenner to jump El Cap in broad daylight, land in front of some Rangers, and get arrested.

Step 2: Bus in a bunch of trannys (good thing Yosemite is not all that far from San Francisco) to the meadow to have a peaceful protest and then circulate word through the crowd that the NPS is keeping Caitlyn jailed with men and are making her wear a jail jumpsuit that clashes with her hair and nails. Oh, and she has been forced to share a cell with Danny Bonaduce and they won't let her have her hormone shots. Or whatever it takes to get the trannys really pissed off.

Step 3: Robin, I don't know how you feel about cross-dressing, but we need you to take one for the team here. If anyone can get a crowd of pissed off trannys to go full retard and start a massive riot, it's you. Come up with a crowd chant kind of like the "Hands up, don't shoot" thing or "No justice, no peace!". Maybe something like, "Hey, Hey, NPS, let us BASE jump in a dress!!!".

As soon as Robin has got the trannys in a blind rage, he needs to get get a seriously flaming gay guy to the microphone, introduce him as Caitlyn's stylist, and have him tearfully tell the crowd, "I just visited Caitlyn and she told me they are making her watch Fox News 24/7. She does not know how much longer she can survive...". (Then the stylist needs to have a complete meltdown to get the crowd to riot.

That's when the trannys will start pelting the Rangers with lipstick, stiletto heels, and wine corks. The Rangers will be forced to defend themselves but they will be outnumbered and will call for reinforcements immediately, but they won't be able to get reinforcements there by land because all the trannymobiles will be blocking the roads and they won't be able to land helicopters because of the crowds, so they will be forced to have the reinforcements make "illegal aerial delivery" jumps into the park. When Robin points out this injustice, the trannys will really go apeshit.

All the networks will be broadcasting the riot live and CNN and MSNBC will claim that the NPS is a front for Fox News and the Mormon church. Riots will spontaneously break out in every major city across the U.S.

That's when the second wave of cross-dressing BASE jumpers needs to give a boatload of exclusive interviews to the media, telling the world that if everybody really knew what is was like for a tranny to suffer the absolute humiliation of not be allowed to jump El Cap without fear of being subjected to torture at the hands of the NPS, then things would change....

Obama will get on TV and beg for calm and reasoned discussion and to put an end to the violence. He'll hold up a picture of Caitlyn and, in a somber voice, after a dramatic pause will say, "If I had a son who was born as a lesbian woman in a man's body, and he had the courage to act on his God-given right to live his life as a lesbian, she would look like Caitlyn..."

That's when we will need a bunch of gay and lesbian BASE jumpers talking about the discrimination they have suffered at the hands of the NPS too.

When the dust settles, landmark legislation will be passed. It will be known as the 2015 Blanket Act for Sensitive Equality (BASE 2015). Rick, we'll need for you to be a major player in writing it.

Life will be good....

Everyone, regardless of race, color, creed, gender, sexual orientation, or gender identification will be able to jump in Yosemite without fear of persecution.

Robin will be seen as the selfless visionary who inspired a nation to do the right thing.

Oh, and Aramark? After their concessions were burned to the ground in the El Cap Tranny riots, their board of directors went on a 3-week nature retreat to do some soul searching. They realized that it was time for them to put people above profits. Warm croissants and Latte will be served for breakfast in prisons--even to those in solitary. Every prisoner will have a personal chef, trainer, and massage therapist. Cocktails will be served every evening during social activities. Aramark will serve as a model for the rest of the world, showing all that kindness, respect, proper diet and exercise, and Feng Shui can turned the most hardened violent criminal into a role model for our children.

You don't have to thank me for helping create a better tomorrow for all. The simple satisfaction of knowing that I have made a difference will be enough.

Walt
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Re: [waltappel] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
Walt, you have waaaayyyy to much free time! Eagerly awaiting part II. Wink
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Re: [zoobrothertom] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
zoobrothertom wrote:
Walt, you have waaaayyyy to much free time! Eagerly awaiting part II. Wink

Strangely enough, shit like that just goes through my mind all the time. Allegedly, 460 does the same thing.
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Re: [waltappel] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
I am totally in Walt! I went to the thrift store and bought a skirt just ask 570 he saw me in it!!! Next time in town we won't miss sorry about that. Wont have the skirt with me though…. I love you man… Great plan time to implement. Got a gay daughter I am sure she could scare up some folks..

Peace,
pauly
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Re: [pauly632] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
pauly632 wrote:
I am totally in Walt! I went to the thrift store and bought a skirt just ask 570 he saw me in it!!! Next time in town we won't miss sorry about that. Wont have the skirt with me though…. I love you man… Great plan time to implement. Got a gay daughter I am sure she could scare up some folks..

Peace,
pauly

Maybe we are onto something here. If I were a Ranger and confronted some guys who had just jumped El Cap wearing dresses, I wouldn't fuck with them. Of course if I were a Ranger at Yosemite, that would be like having Keith Richards guarding a pharmacy. Or an Irish guy guarding a liquor store. Or a Catholic priest guarding a... [nah, ain't going there]

We'll cross paths sometime, my friend. Tell Ruthie I said hi!

Walt
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Re: [waltappel] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
Fucking brilliant.
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Re: [base570] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
i've always thought that aramark's logo resembled birdman logo. Especially their old logo,,, down to the T.
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Re: [base570] Yosemite's link to the prison system and dirty money
base570 wrote:
...and I can't wait to see what Aramark will do with the recreational services and other parts of the contract... Crazy

Interesting... looks like Aramark doesn;t want to pay to keep the historic names in place for some of Yosemites iconic attractions like Curry Village, the Ahwahnee Hotel, Yosemite Lodge, etc....
OR
Maybe the names should not be trademarked in the first place?
Hmmm.
Either way this sucks!


http://www.seattletimes.com/...f-iconic-structures/

http://www.yosemitepark.com/questions.aspx