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Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
http://www.bbc.com/...affordshire-30673514

so does anyone know what happened?

According to the BBC "Tamworth base jumper falls 300ft without parachute". He was "fortunate to escape serious injury"

Was this a turn held into the ground or did he open dirty low? Maybe the magic rainbow tide drift failed and that's why his parachute didn't open (I hate it when that happens). Glad the jumper is mostly ok
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Re: [madprops] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Non of the UK regulars/locals seem to know anything about it apart from what the papers say.
Seeing as it was at 08:30 (day light) on a 1,000ft A, visible from one of the busiest roads in the UK, I would be surprised if anyone owns up.

I do know a couple of guys climbed down a few hrs earlier due to winds.


Laters,

Julian.
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Re: [jools] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Tar and feathers?
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Re: [Pendragon] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
This is England, not 1980's America.
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Re: [jools] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Tea and Crumpets then?
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Re: [jools] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
In reply to:
The earliest mention of the punishment appears in orders that Richard I of England issued to his navy on starting for the Holy Land in 1189. "Concerning the lawes and ordinances appointed by King Richard for his navie the forme thereof was this ... item, a thiefe or felon that hath stolen, being lawfully convicted, shal have his head shorne, and boyling pitch poured upon his head, and feathers or downe strawed upon the same whereby he may be knowen, and so at the first landing-place they shall come to, there to be cast up" (transcript of original statute in Hakluyt's Voyages, ii. 21).
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Re: [icarusfx99] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Fish and chips!


This is getting stupid quick
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Re: [Twoply] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
God no.

Will will just form an orderly queue and mutter under our breath about it.

Laters,
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Re: [jools] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Denial of dental care for 30 years and make him marry an ugly chick with pale skin and a nasally voice.
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Re: [epibase] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
epibase wrote:
In reply to:
The earliest mention of the punishment appears in orders that Richard I of England issued to his navy on starting for the Holy Land in 1189. "Concerning the lawes and ordinances appointed by King Richard for his navie the forme thereof was this ... item, a thiefe or felon that hath stolen, being lawfully convicted, shal have his head shorne, and boyling pitch poured upon his head, and feathers or downe strawed upon the same whereby he may be knowen, and so at the first landing-place they shall come to, there to be cast up" (transcript of original statute in Hakluyt's Voyages, ii. 21).

But King Richard I, also known as Richard Cœur de Lion was more French than English...Tongue
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Re: [epibase] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
epibase wrote:
... and boyling pitch poured upon his head,

Well, that escalated quickly.

Tongue
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Re: [c_dog] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
c_dog wrote:
Denial of dental care for 30 years and make him marry an ugly chick with pale skin and a nasally voice.

Alternatively, send him to California where he can score a drop-dead gorgeous porn star who within 5 years has ballooned to 350lbs, is confined to a mobility scooter, addicted to prescription drugs, needs her arse wiping for her and has a voice like Robert Shaw's fingernails scraping down the blackboard in Jaws. Wink
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Re: [Mikki_ZH] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Mikki_ZH wrote:
epibase wrote:
In reply to:
The earliest mention of the punishment appears in orders that Richard I of England issued to his navy on starting for the Holy Land in 1189. "Concerning the lawes and ordinances appointed by King Richard for his navie the forme thereof was this ... item, a thiefe or felon that hath stolen, being lawfully convicted, shal have his head shorne, and boyling pitch poured upon his head, and feathers or downe strawed upon the same whereby he may be knowen, and so at the first landing-place they shall come to, there to be cast up" (transcript of original statute in Hakluyt's Voyages, ii. 21).

But King Richard I, also known as Richard Cœur de Lion was more French than English... Tongue

And the English Windsors are more German than English, and Russia's Catherine the Great was German and most European royalty is inbred and/or inter-bred across multiple national boundaries so your point is....?



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Re: [robinheid] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
robinheid wrote:
Mikki_ZH wrote:
epibase wrote:
In reply to:
The earliest mention of the punishment appears in orders that Richard I of England issued to his navy on starting for the Holy Land in 1189. "Concerning the lawes and ordinances appointed by King Richard for his navie the forme thereof was this ... item, a thiefe or felon that hath stolen, being lawfully convicted, shal have his head shorne, and boyling pitch poured upon his head, and feathers or downe strawed upon the same whereby he may be knowen, and so at the first landing-place they shall come to, there to be cast up" (transcript of original statute in Hakluyt's Voyages, ii. 21).

But King Richard I, also known as Richard Cœur de Lion was more French than English... Tongue

And the English Windsors are more German than English, and Russia's Catherine the Great was German and most European royalty is inbred and/or inter-bred across multiple national boundaries so your point is....?

... to mess with the Brits.
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Re: [Mikki_ZH] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Mikki_ZH wrote:
robinheid wrote:
Mikki_ZH wrote:
epibase wrote:
In reply to:
The earliest mention of the punishment appears in orders that Richard I of England issued to his navy on starting for the Holy Land in 1189. "Concerning the lawes and ordinances appointed by King Richard for his navie the forme thereof was this ... item, a thiefe or felon that hath stolen, being lawfully convicted, shal have his head shorne, and boyling pitch poured upon his head, and feathers or downe strawed upon the same whereby he may be knowen, and so at the first landing-place they shall come to, there to be cast up" (transcript of original statute in Hakluyt's Voyages, ii. 21).

But King Richard I, also known as Richard Cœur de Lion was more French than English... Tongue

And the English Windsors are more German than English, and Russia's Catherine the Great was German and most European royalty is inbred and/or inter-bred across multiple national boundaries so your point is....?

... to mess with the Brits.

SlySlySlySly

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Re: [jools] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
jools wrote:
This is England, not 1980's America.

damn you POME's!!!
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Re: [sabre210] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
sabre210 wrote:
c_dog wrote:
Denial of dental care for 30 years and make him marry an ugly chick with pale skin and a nasally voice.

Alternatively, send him to California where he can score a drop-dead gorgeous porn star who within 5 years has ballooned to 350lbs, is confined to a mobility scooter, addicted to prescription drugs, needs her arse wiping for her and has a voice like Robert Shaw's fingernails scraping down the blackboard in Jaws. Wink

Touche. LOL.
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Re: [c_dog] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Smack talking our indigenous female-folk aside, the sad reality for you guys in the US is that for a UK jumper who is accustomed to the more relaxed (even casual) attitude to getting busted jumping, sending them across the pond for a taste of anti-BASE authoritarianism would be a fate worse than tar and feathers.
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Re: [sabre210] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Yep^^ please continue with jibes about our national cuisine etc but British jumpers aren't creating threads about fingerprinting at legal event and NPS rangers with rifle etc , Land of the free hey ;-) Go merica
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Re: [airbornesid] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
to be fair, British jumpers aren't managing to arrange *any* legal events on home turf at the moment, so credit to our US brethren on that front (especially in the face of such adversity).

It's truly shocking and sad to see a country whose very constitution was formulated to protect individual rights and freedoms and limit the bullying interference of government treating benign sportsmen/hobbyists as criminal threats. Something has gone stupendously wrong when jumpers the world over wouldn't think twice about bandit jumping buildings in Russia or China (with their police state and totalitarian recent histories) but would steer well clear of jumping without permission in the US.
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Re: [sabre210] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Ah damn reasonable response with no room for continuing banter / slagging what's this forum coming to? :-/
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Re: [airbornesid] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
Oh nooooo. There's always room for some good old-fashioned anglo/french xenophobia!
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Re: [sabre210] Base Jumper Hurt in Tamworth?
so he is ok then?........

Laugh