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RIght beal?
i cannot imagine what youre going through right now, and i truly pray for you.
be strong. snnnnnuuuuussss!!!!

It is hell. Thanks for your prayers. I've attached a link to give you an idea of what I'm going through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HxK8yRYna8

Hi my friend,
I know being at war must be hard . . . well more like hell.
Thanks for going out there and do what ever it is you guys do for our "freedom" just please no matter how hot it gets keep your cloth on. Cheers man, see you when you get back.!!

Let me guess, you're trapped on a FOB surrounded by FOBits and are constantly being exposed to AFN and MWR's fruitless attempts to entertain you?

No worries, do what I did. Pay a friend to load an external hard drive full of porn...I'm talking TERABYTES dude, and have him ship it to you ASAP.

That'll make EVERYTHING better

Stay safe, don't volunteer for shit, wear your PT belt.

It's worse than you think. I'm stuck on a huge base with wifi everywhere and an unlimited amount of 6 different flavors of ice cream. We are still waiting on the log ride to be built though... War is hell!

Ugh.....fuckin Bagram isn't it. Well, just make sure you wear ur PT belt and you should be fine ;-)

which drives me to my next question beal. you were supposed to get rediculously slim out there, but with an ice cream social bar?

how much weight have you gained since youve been out there?

you may need to upsize to an OSP 285, like my fat ass.

has war gotten any better, or is it still hell?

and ask yourself, do you NEED ice cream?

The ice cream is there to temp me. I've lost over 20 lbs, but plan on becoming an alcoholic and fat ass again when i get back, so I went ahead and put that 285 on order.