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Watch out for this douche knuckle who pretends to be the BASE police/guardian of Moab. He is easily recognized by being a know-it-all shit talker that threatens to cut off experienced jumpers gear/bridles but thinks it ok to PCA people off cliffs for their first BASE jump. I don't thinks it cool for someones first BASE jump to be off a cliff no matter how many skydives they have. I know the jump worked out but there is something called OFF-HEADINGs. They are real and happen on PCAs too. I feel like you put one of my really good friends in danger and that proves how stupid you are. The bridge is not that far away. I think its funny how he bastardizes other experienced jumpers even when they have been to Moab several times. You live in Moab where BASE jumping is legal and should be more than happy to show experienced visitors the sublime Moab has to offer with its plethora of exit points. My overall message to head high Hilary is to stop trying to police/judge other jumpers because you too are obviously capable of doing stupid shit. Oh and kindly, GO F*!% YOURSELF!!

Do you have a name and/or a picture of this exquisite douche bag? Just want to avoid him...

hahaha, love ya jedd, do you really feel that just because you are here we are compelled to show you around and babysit you? we have jobs and responsbilities as well as our own judgement as to who we wish to jump with. I am not base police and never pretend to be, but i will choose who when and where i jump, I did pca a highly experienced canopy pilot off a well overhung moab E for his first base jump, you can quit with the passive BS and call me out by name, It's adam krum. I have gladly shown a lot of cool humble people around moab and it has been an awesome experience helping many jumpers get their first cliffs and a lot of lesser known yet awesome moab exits. Its cool if you disagree with the decision to help a skydiver with over 3000 jumps do a safe pca from a cliff before he left our company, that decision was one the jumper as well as myself and two other highly experienced moab locals were ok with doing as a one off farewell to our awesome talented coworker. Please be an adult and realize your abrasive personality may be the reason some of us do not want to jump with you, and we may choose to jump and mentor other people that we do appreciate as talented individuals. take it easy mate, and the attached photo is for you to enjoy

This is the second time I've heard of a Moab related cut bridle being threatened and not delivered. Hilarious on everyone involved.

Btw I never threatened that, when Jedd asked if he could gainer an exit i took him to, I asked him if I could cut his bridle to illustrate how dumb a question he just asked, I asked a dumb question mimicking his, I don't think he understood the point that while he can do anything he pleases it was a stupid question to ask someone not in his own body making a jump that risked his own welfare, don't ask for someone to help you make decisions that you have to make yourself, anyways I'm just one tall walking dildo, busy downing on "real base jumpers" as Jedd referred to himself on his last trip here, I'm gonna get off the forums now and do what dildo's do and get in some pussy

Outstanding!

He threatened a bridle? Off with his Head!

Shit, if Patto followed through with every threat he made I would be broke replacing leg straps and bridles!

Since we are sharing photos of you being a dumb ass I guess its my turn. First photo is of you and your "superior body position". On this very jump your incorrect super head high body position caused you to have a 180 or maybe it was your shitty pack job. Most likely it was a combination of both. Second pic is what a "real BASE jumper" should look like in free fall. Get off your high horse. You threatened to cut my harness not my bridle. You threatened another jumper's bridle with your hook knife in hand for what you claimed was bad body position. The jumper you threatened is an extremely skilled, talented, and well liked jumper. Another example of you overstepping your boundaries was hilarious to me. You asked how many wingsuit BASE jumps I had and then tried to pass judgment to me when you have zero experience in wingsuit BASE. You are obviously not experienced enough nor talented enough to be handing out judgment,punishment, or training to others.

I don't really know that I want to get involved in your pissing contest, but it seems to me that the "head high" body position is better than the "real BASE jumper" body position in those photos.

Jedd you were talking about doing a well known remote Utah E thinking it was a way different object profile than what it is. Of course I laughed at you when you thought it was 2000ft. Look dude I get it you don't like me, you feel like I cramped your style because I don't want to jump with you and be your personal guide in Moab for no compensation when you are god awful annoying. I'm sorry i didn't tell other jumpers that they should guide you to an exit 6 hrs out of our way to hike half a day and wingsuit jump in highly suspect summer conditions in the desert for you to get your ego stroked. I'm sorry I don't appreciate your awesomeness as a real base jumper man, I didn't realize when I moved to Moab years ago I was required to show every asshat who's company I don't enjoy around remote desert in situations I'm not comfortable with. Grow up and quit trying to measure your wiener against mine, seriously dude, Wake up and smell the roses, I wasn't the only one not willing to jump with you.

Are you actually serious about this statement?????? that is one of the most hilarious/ridiculous things i've ever read on basejumper.com. respect is earned. exit points are shown to a jumper because he/she is respected as a jumper and a part of this community, not because he/she happens to show up to a place with rig. its a hard lesson to learn, especially for those who don't deserve it.

from what i hear, you're not doing so hot gaining that respect down there in texas. and telling one of the respected locals here in Moab to "Go F&^% yourself is not the best way gain that respect i mentioned above.

I always knew Adam was a good guy. I just never realized how hot he was in a bikini!!!

If you have an issue with someone why didnt you bring it up when you were there? Dont cry like a baby on the forums. It sounds like you are the one policing by bagging on him for helping someone BASE jump and are mad because he didnt want to jump with you for asking stupid questions that an "experienced jumper" doesnt need to ask. Sounds like maybe your ego was The woundedduck.

For no reason!

You have to have a thick skin ya jew

Remember that time I packed a clamp in your rig ahhahahah was funny till you caught me

I have a great video of you shitting yourself on a exit and me yelling as we both jump I yell " your dead on this jump hahahahahahha

Ok back to this meaningless thread like most of them this year :)

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