Re: [Dano302] Shrivel flap attachment
Dano302 wrote:
Kinda baffles me that you think Shreddy was hating
No, I was definitely hating.
I'd never jump a velcro rig. Hell I refuse to even jump on any load where one is present. I'd rather sit at home by myself and watch Honey Booboo reruns than climb 2000 feet up some antenna only to watch you go in with a horseshoe just because you found a good deal on that ragged out neon green and purple camo Perigree II that only made sense in the middle of an acid-trip sometime back in the early 90s.
Get with the 21st century people! Grow up! You know how everyone stops wearing those shoes with the velcro straps when when they're like seven years old? Well you guys are like those weirdos who still wear them well into their teens because they're too dumb to figure out how to tie their own shoelaces.
Those things are the AARP card of BASE jumping. The one time I jumped with someone who had a velcro rig, we went to grab breakfast afterwards at the Denny's down the road and the waitress accepted a brief glance at his shrivel flap as proof of his age and let him order from the 55+ menu.
Just like suspenders over loose fitting short sleeved dress shirts, velcro containers only show that you're too geriatric to think clearly. If you think that the same shit you use to tighten your baseball cap onto your head has any place as a safety mechanism on a real base jump, then do everyone a favor and get the hell out of the sport before you bounce, because then just we're gonna have to start another velcro-hatefest of a thread when you go in because you were an old blind squirrel who played the odds and lost when you installed your shrivel flap backwards and deployed head low when you were trying to do front flips at the Perrine. And I'm sick of having to debate this issue when it should be clear to everyone who isn't old enough to have voted for Richard Nixon that velcro rigs are nothing more than death sandwiches that only still exist because of broke college student base jumpers with a death wish and nostalgic blue-hairs who won't let go of the past.