Re: [GreenMachine] SNAFU
I'd say my biggest fuckup was jumping Wanda in those shit winds against my better judgement. I'm reminded of it everyday and it occured in 2009
"Wanda" is one of Green MAchine's local objects, a 300ft longline special in BFE, GA that can be jumped reasonably during the day, but has 60ft tall pine trees on all sides extending about 120-150 ft out from the base of the tower. With a handheld go n throw you're picking your feet up to clear the trees, flying straight away from the tower.
Long story short it was just way to windy, we all knew it, I even said at the beginning of the climb, "if the towers whistilng at exit, Im not going"
We all climb up anyway, because half the load drove 8 hrs through the night to get there. Of course the steel is whistling like a freight train at the exit point, and all the trees in the LZ are flopping all over the place, it was probably blowing a steady 15-20 gusting to way too much to jump. The three other jumpers all exit and land without incident, canopy flights were a little bumpy, but nothing major. I decide to go for it against my better judgement, and got dealt all the shit cards that noone else got, slight hesi, slight offheading, barely clear the trees, start ascending under canopy then as my feet are up flaring my downwind ass off I got rotored by the same trees and landed square on my ass, felt something pop between my shoulder blades and curled up fetal in the LZ. I honestly believed that I just broke my fucking back, I knew better, Im an idiot and my wife is gonna be so pissed. I cut away and just laid there while everyone came running over.
I toughed it out for the rest of the day by drinking heavily and moving as little as possible. I was laid up on the couch for three weeks. No insurance, so no hospital visit and no pain meds. I still feel it in my upper back almost daily, and definitely after a few jumps and packjobs.
The last thing my wife said to me that morning before I left the house was " Don't come home drunk or hurt" I failed miserably at both.
That was actually my second incident jumping in stupid winds, The first incident I got away unscathed, in retrospect it was a lesson I failed to learn.
Nowadays I don't jump unless conditions are absolutely perfect.