Carl Boenish Norway epic revisited
Hi all: I'm just finishing an article ("The Jump") on Carl's accident on the Troll Wall in Norway, circa 1984, when we were filming he and Jean for ABC. I'll bust out the whole piece once I have it dicked in a few weeks. Here's the start.
The Jump
Mike Lechlinski and I were squashed into hammocks lased way the hell up the granite face of El Capitan during an early ascent of The Shield, a wall so steep and so long “it takes five minutes to see the ground.” Shortly past dawn we heard the whooshing sound, growing louder and closer, now a hellish roar, as if God were ripping the sky in half. Rockfall. The crown of El Cap had never recovered from that glacier and now it had fallen off and we were done for. Of course the wall there was gently overhanging so any falling objects would harmlessly sail past, far out into space. But this all happened faster than thought so I instinctively burrowed deep as two meteors in human form streaked past at 120 miles per.
I screamed for the living daylights and watched the jumpers plunge into the void. Their arms dove-tailed back and they tracked away from the cliff and popped their chutes well out from the wall, swooping over the treetops, over the road and landing, soft as eiderdown, maybe fifty feet into the meadow. A beater station wagon rumbled up as the snatched up their red and orange canopies and jogged over and dove into the wagon, which quickly motored off. On a scale of one to a shitload, this sixty-second lark ranked up there with being born and slow dancing with Teresa Leon in junior high.
The world of adventure sports – including this quite illegal BASE jump – was just catching fire and anyone in that orbit was expected to wolf down the entire pecan pie, flash fifty routes in a day, and pester girls as though your life depended on it. Thirty odd years later, which seems impossible, I make do with a wedge, that bunny slab, and a blind date with the cashier at Sonic Burgers. Yet in the wonky calculus of fate, space/time and dangerous shit, I’ve always gotten more than I bargained for.