BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
due to increased amount of WS BASE fatalities, we need to ban wingsuits in BASE jumping. Anyone caught wearing a wingsuit on a cliff (or any other object) will be pelted with fruit then thrown off for being dumb. Basejumper.com - archive
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Re: [BASEMenace2] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
This has to stop. People are doing things which are making me uncomfortable and other people don't want to get the proper training. This is the fault of these nylon batsuits and it has to stop. It has been proven that wearing that much nylon affects the portion of the brain that controls impulse control. Don't question that; it's science.
Re: [matt_f_001] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
maybe we have to prohibit basejump also. Scientist proved that people who jump from cliff are more stupid than others, wingsuit or not...
Re: [BASEMenace2] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Ban people under 45 years old. They are the real problem 
Re: [Dunny] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Those guys over 45 are assholes too... 45 year olds are invincible though. That's also science.
Re: [Dunny] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
I heard people who are 45 have aids...I readz it on da internet
Re: [BASEMenace2] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
I think you are right, Scotty. I read that on basejumper.com so it is definitely accurate.
Re: [BASEMenace2] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Attack the problem globally. Ban people from going in.
Re: [BASEMenace2] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
I´m thinking of getting a monical. Would that be an aid? 
Re: [Dunny] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Yes, monocles are only worn by refined, modern gentlemen. And refined and modern gentlemen never makes mistakes, unless they choose to do so, which they don't, so it won't happen. This means that you will never get hurt BASE jumping, but only if you wear the monocle at all times
Re: [matt_f_001] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
matt_f_001 wrote:
Yes, monocles are only worn by refined, modern gentlemen. And refined and modern gentlemen never makes mistakes, unless they choose to do so, which they don't, so it won't happen. This means that you will never get hurt BASE jumping, but only if you wear the monocle at all times
Yes exactly i have been working on this theory for a long time now.
45yo with a monocle = invincible even in a wing suit.
In your face punks 
Now any ideas where to buy a monicle?
Re: [Dunny] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Dunny wrote:
matt_f_001 wrote:
Yes, monocles are only worn by refined, modern gentlemen. And refined and modern gentlemen never makes mistakes, unless they choose to do so, which they don't, so it won't happen. This means that you will never get hurt BASE jumping, but only if you wear the monocle at all times
Yes exactly i have been working on this theory for a long time now.
45yo with a monocle = invincible even in a wing suit.
In your face punks
Now any ideas where to buy a monicle?
http://www.amazon.com/...amp;keywords=monocle
Video or it didn't happen =P
Re: [Zebu] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Nice. I believe $5.99 is a fair price for invincibility. Your help is very much appreciated kind sir.
Re: [matt_f_001] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Can you already get one (or few) from apex? Has Todd already made a video about different types?
Re: [skow] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Can you already get one (or few) from apex? Has Todd already made a video about different types? -and the improvements he's made to it compared to other companies monocles/past versions
Re: [Dano302] BAN WINGSUITS IN BASEJUMPING
Dano302 wrote:
Can you already get one (or few) from apex? Has Todd already made a video about different types?
-and the improvements he's made to it compared to other companies monocles/past versions
I believe those are the night vision monoculars. Totally different from a monocle.