Re: [vid666] Don't Take It TOO Lightly
Hi again!
After burning myself really bad on this thread, I share what happened later in yr 2013 just for entertainment proposes and maybe some moral behind it that may still to be found.

(if you are not looking for entertainment, stop reading, its a waste of time)
I know I got some people pissed off, sorry for that, and some others joking (love it), vid, I got to say I took your bet pretty seriously, and committed to survive 2013, Im still alive 2014/15, so you surely must owe some money to someone, somewhere.
After all the advice I received before and after my 1st jump (and decision to make it alive and jumping to 2014) I decided I would practice in a safer known spot, preferably an S. and welcome 2014 like so.
Found it in Oct 2013, in some country, that I just happened to be there, with some chance, after seeing countless youtube vids and googles, and with out luck on contacting the locals (because I burnt myself and did not know any, very impotent feeling), there I went.
Met a regular local on the spot and of course he did not like me showing up like so, but we talked and him being pretty cool, just asked me to do some basic safety things to keep him at peace.
Did some ok jumps, and met other jumpers that where really experienced there, of course I got shy of them and going after them in one jump, ended up in the trees (it was so obvious that they asked me if I did it on propose)

, then learned better, awesome people, but still, I did not talk much cause I didnt want to blow my already broken shell cover.
After being solo again, practiced some more and had great results, (finally got to know my canopy a little). Tested different delays, openings, toggle reach timing, and even a rollover.
But the talk at the bar was always the same sermon (of course being solo, there was no evidence of the jumps), so after thinking some more, decided well, if Im going to be a stubborn son of a gun, is better to find my own spots that none jumps, and keep learning out of research.
Whent back to my hometown in Argentina and started looking, there are heaps, but all kind of far away from my town, and without much time for vacation, I had to find some more technical, but closer ones.
(met my father in law in the process)
I found a really sketchy 80m canyon, up in the mountains in the middle of nowhere, narrow as fuck, but was confident about it (of course I was!

).
So after searching for the best possible PC choice, and deployment, did some PC inflation testing in some grassy area (high tech stuff) and went for the right one.
Off we went that noon(with my father in law borrowed car and the feeling in my spine that driving that car wasnt the right thing, after just meeting the guy), I asked my GF to drive, of course, she did not have her drivers license on her, so I had to handle that beast myself).
Half way up there, doing merely 40k/h on the steep uphill higway, we where behind a line of 2 cars, with chiiiiiil bradda IZ music on the stereo, when the first car fell asleep and crossed the line to the oncomig traffig, hitting a downhill rolling oncoming truck (14 wheeler), right on the back axl of the semi and caused him to slide and head right to us. In a split of a second, and with the mountain cliff to my right, all I could do is accelerate and escape the “MAN” branded monster truck coming to us, doing awful tire skreetching noises... will allways remember, “MAN” letters right on my face, coming right to my left, he hit us hard, and by some miracle we did not go to the cliff, he did, but ended up without a scratch.
Knoked out but still hearing bradda IZ, I thought we miseed it! Then opened my eyes and my GF covered in blood face showed up, but she was ok, trying to release me from my seatbelt, stereso still going! So chill!! told her to get the hell out as I was sure this would be a multiple colision, she got out of the window and I finally undone the stucked setabelt (so much for safety this fuckers), had to go out of the same window too, as my door was all fucked, as I crawled out felt all those broken ribs and landed on the 40celcius sun and even hotter pavement. Hard as fuck to breathe with blood in my lungs and who knows what more, ambulance arrived 1 hr later (my nuts where over easy by that time, my back was medium rare).
They put me the stupid neck thing, even though I already crawled out of the window and had like 5 chances of being paralised, but did not have any Oxy, that was what I needed.
Nothing happened to anyone (lucky bastard the 2nd car on the line did not even got hit) but me, girlfriend only a scratch on the head.
Oh! I forgot, this happened, Friday the 13th/12/2013, lucky number?
short time after I started successfully jumping!
Vid you almost got me here.
Near xmass, all hospitals where full, and ended up in the busiest crazyest hospital of town, located right next to the worst crime town in the province.
As I got pushed in with the stretcher, 2 gun shot cases where waiting on wheelchairs, one of them drugged as fuck screaming that he wanted a stretcher, me having the only left (he was becoming more and more interested on it), cops where there making sure he does not escape (he apparently had to testify), shortly after his mom and friend showed up in an attempt to help him escape from the cops (his brother had a intestinal external pouch due to a stab wound from other time).
I am trying to make this short, but the whole situation almost ends up in a gun fight right at the hospital, cops hitting the crap out of the guy, mom pulling son, brother now in the ground with exploded puch and gut material all over the floor, my GF decided its the best time to go get credit for her cellphone!
And I just watchnig all this, hoping not to get shot or stabbed, not being able to move at all.
Doctor comes and tells me Im fine! I have to go home, only a few scratches! (he obviously did not have time for me) I mutter, no.. I got hit by a truck I have at least 5 broken ribs! I feel them, he makes me sit up and goes for them incrusting them even more in (motherfucker!) and some xrays later they decided I have to be interned in.
Spent the next 2 weeks at the hospital, 5 broken ribs, lung drainage, compromised kidney, pissing blood everywhere, with my bed next to another guy, that was stabbed handcuffed to his bed in an attempted robbery (he was the robber).
He was entitled plastic cutlery for his food, and asked me to borrow my metal ones every time after I was done. Lent them to him not being very sure what he was going to do with them, but probably being a better option than not giving them to him, ended up being cool guy and all he wanted was to cut his poultry better.
Some other scape attempt did happened from rooms next door though(this hospital is very known for this).
And freaking cops unpacked my parachute looking for drugs and left it in the car! Had to pull the broken glass all over my canopy, thanks a-holes!
Well, ended up making it and Im here today, jumping my own spots, being ethical on others.
But I keep thinking about the morals of the story...
1 Dont BASE on friday the 13th?
2 Dont drive your just met father in law's car?
3 Do a FJC that includes driving to the spot security measures?
4 Contact the locals?
5 Ride a pony?
6 Blame my poor PC choice? if I didnt take that much time playing with those stupid PC's I would have been earlier and ahead of that sleeping car!
7 Ask for F in law blessing before using his car?

specially the 13th.
8 Wear body armour at all times?... that actually could have helped some
Sure thing I learned was (after this and many similar occasions), we never know when or where is going to happen, so we should not go crazy trying to control it too much, a little...ok, for the common good.
but man, dont rot away waiting for the perfect time!
And it sure was worth it! (there is no emo for exited-dog-like face)
Anyway, hope it was entertaining some, Im sure this happened before, getting hurt on the way to the exit point. would love to hear it.
(this post is meant for fun proposes and nothing more, tks)
Promise Im gonna go back to non long, meaningful posts after this.... or STFU
Great 2015! oops not there yet...