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Until today, I had not received one of these e-mails in a while.

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Subject: Be the Pied Piper of chicks

Ladies will flock to you after hearing about your size

http://biggercok____.com/
(url intentionally altered because it's probably an unsafe website)
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Anyone ever clicked on one of these links?

Walt

no. Not yet. Unless you tell me it really works, 'cause I could easily do with a larger penis

The easier solution is, Find a tighter chick

In grad school I dated this really short Indian girl,
I mean like just barely 5 feet tall, so naturally she
had little brown hands, which made me look HUGE.

Joe Rogan did a funny bit about "big dick pills"
saying that people are fucking morons because
IF they did exist you'd already know about them
and be taking them.

Yeah, I hate those spam ads, I always wonder
who the fuck is buying this shit, or helping those
billionaire Nigerians that are always needing help
to move money, for a small fee of course : /

Joe Rogan also states if big dick pills worked we would be walking around with them in shopping carts and chics would have to unhinge their jaws like snakes... so true!


No Big dick pills for me!

Why are boobies not a poll option!!!!!

A true engineering solution! LOL

Walt

What about the big dick cream solution that says rub it on your dick and it will get bigger. Well wouldn't your hand get bigger too?

Wow, I must be turning gay from not getting laid! Can't believe I forgot that!!!

Walt

when i was younger i worked phone sales for a company who sold all natural breast and dick pills................NONE of that shit worked as advertised, and in fact we got alot of complaints from women who would have one titty get bigger than the other, and then when they stopped taking the pills both their boobs would shrink back to normal. of course the dick pills didnt do shit.

i got some WEIRD fucking phone calls from rednecks in obscure states in the midwest who would be up drunk at 3am calling in regards to the commercial they just saw.............
fuck that job.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome post!!!!!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease post more details about the WEIRD phone calls!!! LOL

Walt

lol. they were obviously stix, backwoods guys that would call up and start asking weird questions about how the pills worked, how i liked to fuck, my favorite positions, how big my junk was, all kinds of weird shit man. unfortunately at the time i was 18 and was a few months away from losing my virginity (i know, i know, super late bloomer) so it made the questions about sex that much more akward with these weirdos.............

the whole scam behind the owners business was a 30 day money back guarantee if you shipped the product back, but he would end up holding everyones money for an extra month or 2 just to collect interest. i think thats how he made the majority of his moeney.............

The simplest method to enlarge.
find a website will allow you to post photos of your penis and put them on the website as a thumbnail, then click to enlarge hahahahahehehehe!!! Technology!
Take care,
space

4 ft size ? Or is This too much ?