WARNING TO ALL WHO ASPIRE TO BASE
Hucking yourself off of objects, that are tall enough to turn you to mush without proper training and gear, is an ultimate expression of freewill. When the adventure is over and the beers are being opened a sense of overwhelming elation cures negative and enhances the poisitive aspects of your environment. An enlightenning emotion the transpires smiles and radiates bliss to others around you. Many in this sport are greedy and refuse to understand that this is available to all that wish to seek it. Attacking all aspects of self confidence, low blowing personal conondrums unrelated to skill for reasons I can not explain honestly. Personal opinion is that there just controling douchbags who were not hugged enough as a child. The best course of action for jumpers with this particular attitude(haters) is to simply ignore there attempts to ellicit an emotional response and continue to act out of your volition.
So for anyone who feels left out and alone on objects due to haters doing what they do best remember that there is a special place in hell for them. Never let anyone make you think that you do not deserve what you want out of life, smile, and tell them your going to go huck yourself.
Sincerely,
Dooby P.h.D
Proffessor of Adventure Studies