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man i always picture jesus as the fuckin lead singer of LYNARD SKYNARD, just HAMMERED drunk!

lol for me he is GC just shaking his head.. or the pilot of the jump plane, wearing aviators of coarse..

sometimes i picture jesus as a muscular trapeze artist, flying gracefully above an astonished crowd

Someone with Photoshop skills gotta make BASE-related "Jesus is a jerk" meme!

»And baby jesus, please bless this bounty of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious taco bell. And please bless my sons, Walker and Texas Ranger...

i like the xmas jesus and im sayin grace............
when you say grace you can say to grown up jesus or teenage jesus or bearded jesus,or whoever you want

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikbT372DaMU

We gonna stick this knife in
to help get the other knife out

for some reason, the Bahamians near the island i stay at call me 'messiah'