Black Tower
Would the junk show captain who keeps leaving the ladder down please refrain from such irresponsibility? There is another, really easy way onto that thing. If you're too broken, scared, inept, or inebriated to use that way, either have one of your more capable friends return the ladder to its original position or go to one to the other things nearby. If those are too difficult or too much work, you could always buy a ticket on a turboprop aircraft. Thanks.
Note for Mods: this name is colloquial and doesn't actually identify the object, except hopefully to those people who think they're the only ones jumping it.