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I will post a well written document - which I will research fully before presenting it to the community.

I will paint a picture - explain how my mind very nearly got ugly - When I very nearly - Accepted a very temping offer - If I accepted this offer - I would have given in - I would have Failed.

Failing to Prepare - Is Preparing to Fail.

I have already prepared a healthy end game - If objective danger will let me. This way I hope to live until I am old. Risk will be there - always - but we can do our best - to reduce the risk.

The Main Characters that I will write about to explain my picture will follow in this order.

Ted Bundy
A High school friend,
Jeb Corliss
Dwain Weston,

Pioneers?

Ethics in Traditional Climbing UK
Ethics & Politics

Dean - A climber with a family

Karina Hollekim- An escape artist.

Faber - A machine - Human.
Al - A monster - But the greatest man I have ever met.

Dan Witchall - With a BASE crew.
Chess - Logic at human’s purest form.

Research two People - Kasparov - Bobby Fischer.
Bobby Had a Game - Oh he did. But why is this game not played? It is a selfish game I think. Evil.

Kasparov likes chess - He is the man - LOVE & EVIL.

Right now I have dinner to make myself - spend time with my lovely family then look forward to seeing my great friends.

Idealistic - or - Realistic?

Yin - or - Yang?

No Deadlines to begin with – Only life lines – Then and only then a Deadline – then I will stop.

How many Life lines? That's the question is it not?

Bye for now. Dinner.

let me shorten it up for you :

YOU NEED MORE MEDICATION AND LESS INTERNET ACCESS

I can't sleep, this is why.
I just had some paracetomol for the first time in weeks. A migrane that was skull fucking my head with your avetar. OMFG that post annoyed me. You where only thinking of me though where you not?
"Given in...Family...Ted Bundy? Sebastion Black!? UKmarkJ!!!! [DO NOT BE GAY] ....The question is how many life lines are there?"
HERE MARK TAKES SOME FUCKING MEDICATION!!!
I did - paracetomol - then I thought - A LOT.

The first name on the list was indeed me. It is a very easy one to answer - to show why Ted bundy is in fact a Teddy Bear. He was selfless - raising awareness - he was geniune. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Check this out - it creeps me the fuck out too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thdGlozLQ7g

However - my headache is gone. My mind is clear - one thing I will say is this.

My number is 1000, I DO NOT WANT TO GET TO 999 (666) and stop. I need someone to be there fore me when its my 1 thousanth, I need it to be a circular canopy that I cannot control - that goes into water - safely - with someone there to give me a static line opening. So that It can't go wrong. This way - I can live long and happy with never one more BASE over my head.

I will sleep now, no more names on the list please for now...

He is the crazy Yin/Yang with fuckedup poetry Posting .
He's Like a reincarnated Maggot but instead of kicking everyone in the Nuts with psychotic insults & butchering the English written language with every Post & Pissing everyone off . This new guys kind of both opposite and same . With good written English language . But he He fancies himself as a lone voice in subjecting & kicking you in the Nuts with ramblings of non-BASE related psychotic poetry that Pisses you off .

Lets all Hope he owns a Motorcycle also .
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I vote he stays on the island.
He's like a box of chocolates, only you open the box and there's a purple squirrel, it makes no sense. He's like a rubix cube with four blue sides; easy to figure out, but fun to keep around for a laugh. I want to know more about this guy and his giant brain-tumor that causes him to put Ted Bundy and Jeb Corliss in the same category.

I just keep picturing him choosing to spend his hour of heavily medicated and padded library time chatting with us on bj.com instead of coloring in his books, or sitting in on optional group activities.

Mark,
I find your peculiar yet often unintelligible ramblings extremely entertaining. Don't stop buddy. If I were you I wouldn't desire BASE jumping, I would be entertained enough just talking to a mirror.

Funny thing is... some of his first posts i had associated him with Ted Bundy for very... very different reasons.

not sure how corlis and weston where in the same poetic syntax as Bundy but a Mind is a curious thing.

Keep posting your dribble Mark. I now look forward to it!

did you play basketball? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wooden

Among Wooden's maxims:
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
Flexibility is the key to stability.
Be quick, but don't hurry.

Words of wisdom...until Mark ruined it. Thanks Mark.

Mark,

What does the J stand for at the end of your fake name?

I vote he stays on the island too. I like your purple squirrel analogy. If he is posting his 'well written document' in the hangout, what's the problem?
My initial concern when mark began posting was his faliure to listen, but he seems to now have gotten it into his head about the way to progress into base and if that is true I look forward to jumping with him in time.
This website was a lot less interesting after maggots demise.

Block his ip address so i dont need to hear some 17 year olds dribble because he cant pull a girl or even skydive .. go post at dropzone.com

You will most likely never get anyone to teach you to base jump with the stuff you think about ...

Good luck on your ride...

"I want to paint a picture - explain how my mind very nearly got ugly - When I very nearly - Accepted a very tempting offer - If I accepted this offer - I would have given in - I would have failed"

"http://www.basejumper.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2945852;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread"

SnHughes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyeDV27ISFs&feature=related

I've watched that video in the PAST A LOT. I laughed my ass off every fucking time - I do not laugh anymore - why? Because that guy was a fucking tool. Way to fuck things up.

"Ted Bundy" I have not watched that link in a long time. An extremely distant friend - keir - showed me this video once. I only watched the first five seconds or so - when it goes;

"A guilty condemmed man - Do you think he was speaking geniunly - Yes I think he was"

Ted had 11 hours to live? When he had that interview. I have all my life. I am only guilty of one thing - I want to BASE/WSBASE. But I want to do it properly. I want to listen to the experts. So far and I hope for a long time untill now - Al has been my expert. I am listening to everything the community are telling me.

Why did I turn down that offer to jump with Dan Witchall and his crew.

"With Great Power - comes Great responsibilty" - Spider man

That is a quote - but infact I heard this from Al. He told me this.

Everytime anyone skydives - you have a responsibilty to pull your parachute.

Everytime anyone BASE - you have a responsibilty to pull your parachute.

Everytime anyone WS/BASE - you have a responsibilty to pull your parachute.

Pioneers - TOUGH. Uncertainty principle "perish"? is this what you thought?

I hope to be NO pioneer. I hope to listen. To learn.

My next name name is a high school friend "....W...." (M upside down freaks me out a bit actually.) This story is based on a real story - so I will tell it as it is "....W...." was once apon a time very sad. She almost did somthing very sad. She is happy now. She got help. We are still friends.

Notice the Comma's, they come in pairs. Dwain Weston - "What ever happens, happens..." :-( Wow that hurt the BASE community. IT ALMOST HURT IT ALOT MORE! (I have not checked again) Right hand manuvier to the right, covered in blood, a severed arm, screeming, pain. You where aware Jeb.

I want to learn - Make the unsafe - safe - then relax.

I am going to spell check nothing from here on out.

I am going to do A LOT more skydiving before I ever BASE - Hence why I turned down the offer.

"Ted had 11 hours to live?" - yeah I watched that part too. I am guilty of another thing. When I first answered your question vid666.

"My number is 1000, I DO NOT WANT TO GET TO 999 (666) and stop. I need someone to be there fore me when its my 1 thousanth, I need it to be a circular canopy that I cannot control - that goes into water - safely - with someone there to give me a static line opening. So that It can't go wrong. This way - I can live long and happy with never one more BASE over my head."

I might need someone in the water for me, if I can't swim out. Why? Giving up an addiction is hard. I will be dressed all in white. No black. My safty will be my friends.

(notice how I just missspelt safty. - I'll need help when its my 1000.)

Wow.... Ok that is kinda scary. My friend "....R...." just told me about the brain structure. I had a horrible flash in my mind about dieing last night - back of my head smashing into a cliff face, because I was unable to compartmentalise my brain. IE stop PASSION AT 1000. WOW....

http://bit.ly/uplife via facebook - i'm just about to fill mine in...

the link is : http://apps.facebook.com/urpreviouslife/

Where "....R...." had Passion - I had study. The centre of my brain was study. There was love and friendship in there - No passion becuase I already have a passion? there was power near the bottom of the brain. But mostly study.

Indeed that is what I will do. Study and learn.

WOW.
From.
Syberian Tiger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeitgeist

Check this shit out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqzcUMrDmjM
He gives the police officer a hug.

I'm just going to leave this here.

Whats weird vid666, is that my aleinware laptop charger three nights ago broke. When I still had my migrane. Now I did not use the one hour battery that it had left in it - (ive ordered a new adapter to replace the broken one)

Did I know I would need that one hour battery - because my migrane was that bad - that I could not muster the energy to go downstairs and turn on the PC that im at right now in my Dads study. When I got the paracetomol my Dad saw I was in a state - he got me the paracetomol right away. But I don't think I would have come downstairs - I think i needed that laptop just next to my bed when I wrote you that first message.

It was to you I wrote it wasn't it. I know you stalk my every post - you have 1024 posts, but you stopped replying to me when you said "Go away UKmarkJ, your gay." (haven't double checked if that was your actual reply) then I came back and you left me alone, just watched. But then you knew I needed a lifeline. The first life line.

Thats what it is.

You begin life - you learn - you get life lines from your family - your friends - your elders - you grow big and strong - then you have to stop. Tell the New borns how to live.

Pioneers - I'm not going to touch that with a barge pole.

Just got a weird phone call. Right i'm off to chill.

5 in time.

my computer died so I can only come online with my phone. Can you figure out how to make your links clicky because I can't copy and paste.

We bought some Paracetamol in Europe
and I think in Malaysia, it is a little better
than our over-the-counter pain medicine
but not by much. I prefer taking a much
stronger drug, but less of it to get relief.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracetamol

As for the ADD or ADHD... I believe the
huge increase in these ailments is from
a lack of exercise and over in-take of
caffeine, suger, and electric stimuli.

http://www.drugs.com/...ints/ciba-3-319.html

Whats important is we as humans have time to dwell on things. Take on too much - too fast and you can get hurt. Take things slow - learn in a progressive fashion this is the key.

I need to study and learn first.

When I'm ready there will be a "code *****".
Do not hang up the phone - but think - time.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I intend on being responsible.
For now Mark is chilled. DZ

Mark, the initial message was interesting other than mention of Jeb Corliss. However, most of your posts come across as a cry for help nearly in the form of a suicide note. WTF?!? Are you a man or a mouse?

Two Teir european community.
Thjs is what David Cameron says
I say this needs to be said.
There is a deal on the table - Knife crime for 17 year olds - They need a passion - sport - Football - Community.
We need to save people - give children more helplines. Quit bullying - work together for a stronger community.
Mt parents leave for a holiday today. I think we had a row.
Edinbrugh-bankoq-S?
2 weeks they leave
I hope they come back.
They leave in sunshine - will they come back?
I have a friends chadders - he plays poker for a living... Good for you. Pokerstars.com he makes a living off this. He communicates with the people - this way he can live.
UK give this country charity.
More work needs to be done.
Clean up mexinbrugh now.
SNP - why labour?
Keep the community locAL.
Poppy fund - help the millitary.
Yes shine on edinburgh - shine on like a dimond.
Fend off the rain.
Edinburgh-Heathrow-Bankoq-S?
I upset "...W..." last night.
I was guilty was I not.
I hid my shame - The name is infact Jarvie.
New standards have been set.
10,000 skydives before I go fast.
1000 BASE.
No uncertainty.
Commitment - Dedication - A moral code.
I set out on a journey - with a clio.
Honda's are the way forward.
Last night BBC news - my I-phone was under threat. I write this now (microsoft) stop being soft.
Royal Brittish legion. 90 years of heroes.
There was a seven second explosion I heard on the news...
It blew him away. HE GOT A MEDAL!!! He still walks - good for you! He varies his focus he stood in the middle however on this photo - In black. HE WEARS A WHITE SHIRT NOW! iT HAS STRIPES VERTICAL - WHY CAN IT NOT BE WHITE.
Woman in the army - this woman got shot in the neck...
The slower you eat the less you consume. Be more efficeint with your food. Should woman boxers not wear shorts? I think they should wear skirts - It is more elegant.
That is what I think.

It almost feels like I'm being brain-trolled each time I read a post.

Ritalin isn't going to solve this problem.

I watched BBC1 this morning too
You should ignore the drivel they output, Not perpetuate it

There's a few wanting a mute button too.

I'm strangely intrigued, I feel like the girl on the Poltergeist cover.

Mark.....
At the start of this thread you seemed to promise us a 'well writen document', now where the fuck is it?.
What you have writen today is just more rambling incoherent gibberish.
Mona lisa my arse .

I once had the opportunity to spend several hours with a young man who was what they called at the time "bipolar paranoid schizophrenic". I am sure science has moved on since then and they have some new and more politically correct term.

The fellow was fascinating. He was clearly very intelligent and I could watch his mind make huge leaps from one subject to another and almost see a glowing string tracing the connection.

My understanding is that when he was on his medication he was rather normal, he just would not stay on the meds for any length of time.

UKMarkJ reminds me very much of the guy I dealt with.

Except that the guy I dealt with was strapped to a gurney and in handcuffs during most of the time I spent with him. We had pulled him out of a tree house where he had taken up residence and was gibbering like a monkey and throwing things at young ladies trying to go in the public library.

BASEjumper.com, the modern treehouse.

I was actually approached on the street by a kid who I am fairly certain had the same issue, and Mark also bares a very similar style in conversation.

The guy approached me randomly on the street after recognizing one of my tattoos and began talking about Satanism and would just go on these random tangents, ending sentences in the middle of nowhere and moving onto a new topic only slightly related. It was hard to keep up with the lack of fluidity in the conversation. Though at the same time was very intrigued by the way his mind was working.

I feel a bit bad drawing parallels to Mark, but it was just a very similar experience, assuming that Mark's general conversations in person resemble the way the typing reads.

The way you set this up...Hemingway! Okay, maybe not Hemingway, but Bradbury at the least.
Soon we will have to evict him, but for now we shall enjoy the bananas.

Do you really think "Dan's Crew" (hahaha that made me laugh) were going to take you out?

 

Holi crap! I came across this article and remembered the screwed up post on this thread, didn't UKmarkj say quote "His name is Jarvie"????
http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ide-central-15521221

That's fucked up!

My condolences to the family, I hope it isn't the same user as on here... although that would make a lot of sense

UkMark hasn't posted since Oct 27th. and the young lady was murdered on the 28th. I remember his earlier posts were about a girl, and the article states, "he has been unable to appear in court." Regardless, what a terrible, sad ordeal for the parents to have to deal with.

I'd like to offer my prayers and condolences to the Kelly family, and her friends. There is nothing worse than a parent losing a child in such a horrific manner. How very sad.

I think he planned it in advance. And I totally called it. Look at this screenshot of an earlier post.

Didnt he post this picture at some point? Look at this facebook link for Mark Jarvie. Favorite athlete is Karina Hollekim. Interests include BASE jumping. Location is right. Hmmm, obviously unstable. Predicting an upcoming hiatus. I think we have a match. If it is him his posts on here almost prove show it to be premeditated. Just sayin...

https://www.facebook.com/mark.jarvie

https://www.facebook.com/mark.jarvie

One of Mark Jarvie's facebook friends is the murder victim. Maybe someone in the UK could bring this to the attention of the police so that the Kelly Family can get the justice they deserve if he in fact premeditated the murder.

HOLY WTF.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/...ourt-86908-23529702/

All his earlier Ted Bundy talk, too. Why on earth was this gal anywhere near this douche? So sad, I hope they find him fit to stand trial.

Man, wtf. Does the administrator have access to the posts that mark made and deleted? Those should certainly be forwarded to the authorities.

The sad truth is if they did, he would get a "Life" sentence of 25 years. Or he will be sectioned if he's deemed mentally un-stable. Either way he get's locked up with nut cases.

Holy. Crap.

Between Mr D Spink and Mark, this place sure is a hangout for some strange characters.

At first his postings just appeared to be random ramblings that made no sense, but now after this - reading them make a lot of sense. Though I'm still trying to get a complete picture on how Jeb and Dwaine were used as symbolism for the murder.


Don't know how he associates a homocide with being a pioneer.

This is sad and terrible. Condolences to family and friends of the girl.

I wonder if she was a high school friend? Or THE high school friend. Crazy twists.

the guy is a sick fucking nutjob. his list with Dwain/Jeb included might make sense only to himself. maybe.

On his FB profile it says he likes all the Harry Potter Books, and is studying Chem Engineering, That combined with his strange comments like ,Chess is logic in its purest form, leads me to believe that this guys is relatively smart.

Wanting to BASE jump... looking for acceptance, maybe he was bullied or picked on.

They might be lucky he only had one victim and didn't bring a gun to school like so many others that lose their minds and snap.

My god, never saw that coming..
I'm sure he's smart (in a technical way), but he is surely schizophrenic!

Not sure why people are saying he is smart in any way. Everything he ever wrote on here made him sound like a fucking moron. Highly entertaining though.

ukmarkj needs to ... go away ...

I wish he would hang himself.

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