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I really hope you die soon.

Ritalin child ?
We are basejumpers not your therapist.
This is a basejumping website , what do any of your rambling incoherent gibberish posts have to do with jumping?
Why don't you try posting your unintelligible essays on iamstilla15yearoldchild.com or even dropzone.com
And why are you posting this crap and then continually editing or deleting your posts? Can't make your mind up ?
Just fuck off and Grow up mark .

I bet someone out there appreciates mark.

 
»I'll have what he's having


»Shine on you crazy diamond. You remind me of maggot except you're not a jumper and while you're more prolific than maggot somehow you're less entertaining.

 
/quote] You remind me of maggot except you're not a jumper.
that's hysterical!

This should be a poll in the Technical forum.
Hey Mark,
I like your posts. It's about time we have some real crazy ass mental drama on this site. Ever since Cal left, real BASE jumpers have started to bore me. Keep up the red carpet eulogies, Mark. No meds necessary, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise!

BTW, did I miss something? Who the hell is Sebastion and why are you talking about his "mum" and dad?

Sebastion is his alter EGO that he speaks about in 3rd person so that he doesn't have to take responsibility for his own posts. totally agree about his superfun emo-drama tho. Go bro!!

Damn dude you are getting a little deep now in analysis .
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCFDjIOwSVM

Can I still accept your friend request? Are you going to jail?

what what ? Was it something I said?


1 what happened today?
2 if you change your mind and do post on this website again do it in the hangout where non base related items seem to be welcome.
3 base jumping is not random and it does not have to be and should not be carnage.
4 you want to meet up? Well......... Ok but do not contact me until you have at least 200 skyjumps minimum and you have grown up a bit as you may have already figured out I do not like children.
5 this has nothing to do with freedom of speach, this is all about your gibberish books and essays which have nothing to do with jumping. Its about you posting crap you should be saying to your psyciatrist/anylist/therapist not basejumpers, which has made you a really easy target to rip on.
6 what do you mean you don't know if you will ever be able to go at all after what just happened? are you talking about not being able to skyjump or base ? Tell us what just happened?
7 whoever told you your gibberish was a work of art and compared your books and essays to the mona lisa must have been taking the piss and like fabers joke about using your new gear, leaving you to use his ragged out tarp you just didnt get the joke.
8 when you say ' a work of genius' is that a self made statement? Are you trying to compare yourself to galileo?
9 in the thread formerly called 123 when did you read my mind? Is this the thread where you refer to me as almost-made-me-cry, because I don't think it was almost at all. I put it to you that you were crying when you deleted all of your posts last week and you were probably still crying when you went to your mummy and demanded 'bitty' like you always do when you're upset.
10 you repetedly edit and delete your posts because you realise you have just embarrassed yourself not because its a temporary 'work of art'
11 if you want to be a base jumper you have got to harden the fuck up.
Goodbye mark , don't feel you really have to go as you and me together are entertaining people, just keep your lengthy rambling drivel to the hangout forum as it has nothing to do with jumping!

I got grounded from skydiving is all ach well.
Gonna need to figure it out, if not I guess no BASE.

LOL

Shit man, what did you do to get grounded and how long were you grounded for?

How the heck did you do that?

And would you stop deleting your posts

You win! 2 thumbs up instead of just one. My internet connection is mind numbingly slow otherwise I'd find a great picture to properly depict those 2 thumbs up.

 

Sebastion will hold his tongue, before the philosophers stone rebounds on him and instead turns his tounge to rotten rust. A PROCEDURE sebastion must follow – the story will however be stupendiously funny – note however, only the story of the white coats will be told, as Sebastion has respect for Clouds.

What is the square root of negitive one? An imaginery one. Imagine if you will not three, not four, not five, but before. This is when a crux will be overcome.

Dude whats wrong with you. Please remember "up the river, not across the road"

Sebastion faced two choices when waking up today.
There was no fuel in the car. A proposition was faced by Sebastion – just the night before. Sebastion had sent a clear message – but no! There was one last message left behind. Sebastion read it – wow... That is scary – awesome... It makes sense?
Sebastion did not finish his bowl of cereal – something was upsetting him...
Oh yeah the car – erm bah – I’ll just risk it – it’s only to Kiltcity. A thought occurs to Sebastion – Wait! There is of course somewhere I can satisfy my car – and then head to Kilt city. He takes on the security of the full tank of fuel.
Kilt city – there are traffic predators about – He remembers thinking just two mornings before – “bah fuck the traffic predators – I’ll give them an easy target – I need to get something done NOW.”
Today however – Sebastion has something to think about – something is on his mind – three pounds will surely ward off any Predators. Take my time – go slow – take it easy... I do not want to make any-one-almost-cry. Loyalty – safety – a monkey sphere.
The Job is done.
Sebastion has something to say – elsewhere – someone to fend off – Sebastion needs to protect himself from himself. Sebastion will not burn down a secure bridge – which Sebastion is attached to.
Sebastion thinks of chess.

here is some light reading... see the conclusion at the end of the artical.
http://ryankett.hubpages.com/...gy-Behind-Alter-Egos

UKmarkJ is very anonymous.
Sebastion Black is UKmarkJ of course - sorry if I had to spell that out to you...
Right now I have wrote roughly 15,000 words using the name Sebastion Black - other fictional names covering other real people. I choose to write this way so as to make the writing and reading more creative and enjoyable
Authors that write fictional books all have characters in there stories that are based on real characters.
In the past I have used the alter ego - HairyRatMan - I am not proud of the trolling that I have done with this.
Now I may not be the easiest person to get along with - I may get sad/depressed at times - but I'm pretty sure I'm not schizophrenic...
Do I have addiction problems? Yes - I become very obsessed with either writing/climbing/mountain biking/working out/poker (with occasional gambling outbursts in the past at casinos with no edge)/chess In the past. Do I currently have an addiction to any drug? None - I do not even drink caffeine.
You may think I am a fuck wad - I don't give a shit I have never met you and hope I never do.

No, I got that part!

So you don't want to BASE jump?

I want to BASE – a lot.
Right now I am grounded skydiving - and so am trying my best to put this horrible situation I have - concerning many things - out of my mind. *sigh*...
After doing a great deal more skydiving - taking NO shortcuts - learning the long hard proper way - then I would like to BASE jump - hopefully by the time I have done my first BASE jump I will be as fully prepared as I can be and therefore reduce the risk of me hurting myself in the sport.

This is a quote I was told from one of my physics teachers in high school:

"Failing to prepare - Is preparing to Fail."

Why were you grounded?

Being a bad person.

Loony Bin? Committed, eh?

LOL! nar man men in white coats aint taking me no where. I aint taking no pill that shuts me the fuck up, fuck that shit.
I meant I vented a bit of frustration where I should have vented else where. Today I went climbing then a beasting sesh at the gym - this is where I need to vent - not at people.
If I had been back in the day 1900's? they would have for sure got my ass right into a straitjacket.
It's actually quite intresting if you read up on mental asylums how they have evolved to actually not be as barbaric as they once where - labotomys and shit? jesus christ that shit is fucked up. I might make a post on this later after ive done some research into it... quite intresting - To be fair - Anyone who wants to BASE jump is got to be fucked up in the head in some way shape or form. People who aspire to or BASE jump are the diffrent thinking minds - who struggle with the rules. This is not a bad thing if the mind vents/is creative in the right direction - ie. not being an asshole to others. But then it gets into politics. Politics in the news - Gadafy etc. but also politics in the workplace. It's fucking a hard one to balance...
Bleh quite a sparadic post just thought i'd throw that out there - maybe I can make a more structured argument when im not tired.

your latest posts are definately becoming more coherent than your earlier ones.

Thank you, I will now post somthing new - when I have finshed crossing the t's and the dots. I know I can now edit a section of the passage I once was going to put in.