Re: [RayLosli] Washington State
RayLosli wrote:
Good, ( We Agree ) it was good times there @ Teds . I jumped @ Sheridan from 1991 to the last day when it was shut-down & did 356 jumps there .
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We don't agree on anything poser. I have idea who you are and when I said you were probably one of our static line students we had the golf chat with, I was just trying to insult you. Now you admit you were one of those static line students. Imagine my surprise..
Back then Larry and I were the only BASE jumpers in the NW and we jumped most of the objects for the first time you jump now.
If I treated you like a punk then, it is for the same reason I treat you like a punk now. You are a jerk with a low IQ and a personality disorder called projection. While it not curable, it is treatable with medication and counseling. Seek therapy and stop making an ass of yourself online.
RayLosli wrote:
Larry was Good times with me . After I left jumping @ Albany . I went to jump @ Teds . Larry, He was my 1st JM there @ Sheridan . He was a kick-in the-Ass to jump with . I used to have to throw Weed & Hash @ him, To kick his hungover Ass out of his bunk in the early mornings so he could put me out on my 1st Static-Line Jumps & progressive delay Freefalls there . I liked that fucker a Lot too .
Larry was good times & good memories . ** Ike Marsh D-9483 **
Larry didn't start jumping in Sheridan until 1992 about the time I quit skydiving. I have no doubt that you had to bribe Larry with weed and hash to get him to make a jump with you. I am sure Tim and I made you pay in cases of beer to make jumps with you if we ever even did. I have a vague memory of your name and us hiding so we would not have to put you out on a static line. We were not scamming you, you were just that unlikable. Some things never change.
Perhaps you should have spent that money on getting an 8th grade education. You are functionally illiterate and a moron. No wonder you have such a low self esteem.
RayLosli wrote:
OK I skimmed briefly though the diatribe . ( & Ya I Insulted You in it my Post ) . Jump numbers don't mean shit most times . & Everybody Flips Everybody Shit around here .
You could have initiated our reuniting differently . The way most do with me . With the usual Reply Post of, .."Hey Fucker . PM sent ".
Man all I said is, I thought you acted like a big JackAss around me . Sorry for the comment on my Post above but I just never liked you or your running buddy, Tim Shea . BUT honestly, you positively were NOT as big an ass and scammer as him . We all grow & evolve as time goes on . And I am sure you are a better person than my memories serve .
It isn't my job to manage your self-delusional personality. If you were a jerk, I would have treated you like one. Apparently after 20 years, nothing changed.
RayLosli wrote:
You could have initiated our reuniting differently .
Dude, "reuniting"? Trust me asshole, we were never united in the first place. I obviously avoided you then and I am now. Since you are a little foggy on reality, let me spell it out for you. PISS OFF. Go back and read your first post. Notice how in my first post I mention you project your flaws on others? You are a moron incapable of growing and evolving. Do the world a favor and bounce. I'll shoot the video for free.
RayLosli wrote:
Not sure I believe all your DB Cooper line of shit to validate your street creds. , & if you say you jumped Crown 1st . Then Good on you & my mistake.
I could not care less what you "believe". I have never disclosed all the details that would prove it and never will. My street cred is written in the blood and more broken bones than I can remember on the objects you jump today punk. What you know about BASE and the objects in the Northwest was written by those that came before you. Larry, myself and Steve Mulholland were the first BASE jumpers in the NW and jumped most of those objects for first time before you ever made a static line jump.
RayLosli wrote:
Also I have a pretty intimate understanding of all local BASE objects here in this Area & N.W. having have done many hundreds off them . & my friend. In your very short stint as a BASE jumper to retirement . You were a Master of None .
It was a good time for me not what I based my self esteem on. Since you were not even a skydiver at the time, how would you know anything? Sorry dude, you were not around back then and now you are nothing but a hollow poser pretending to judge me? Ha! Look up the definition of psychopath. You fit perfectly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy
RayLosli wrote:
Maybe things would have been different . I had just @ 1-k skydives before I did my 1st BASE jump . You burned-in and were finished in BASE before I really got started BASE jumping . I my friend might be a little slower, sore & worn some days but still have a Sky Rig and 2 BASE rigs .
What an amazing contribution to the sports, You bought three rigs and made an ass of yourself online. [ The crowd cheers ]
No I have not read that and I see that changing. I quit skydiving a decade ago and base BASE jumping while you were on a dope rope. There was no manual when I started. It was just me and Larry and a good time. You seem to have a pathetic need for approval. If you bounce, I will approve.
RayLosli wrote:
& yes Ralph & Ted were always at each others throats . I still love hearing stories from both sides of the argument .
That because you were still flunking 6th grade when I started jumping back in 1980 at Ralph's before there were square parachutes in the NW.
RayLosli wrote:
Also : You forgot to mention Teds DZ Pot Belly Pig, named after ( Ralph H.). Funny story also .
Ralph the Pig was a cute little guy . He ran around the DZ with out a care & a Pink Pencil humped everything from Frap Hats, Footballs & sweaty Birkenstocks . But little Ralph's carefree summer of beer sucking & leg humping life was sadly cut short one afternoon . When he decided to chew on 500-$ of Cessna engine gaskets in the Hanger .
No I didn't forget the stupid pig. Ted's pig was killed and eaten because people were hungry and that was Sheridan. Staying warm, dry and drunk was an every man for himself way of life and we sucked the beer out of people we didn't like such as you. Tim and I were printing "The Lonely Guys" with 100 LBS of flour and a fertilizer spreader and all the other stuff we did on that feud/raid night. Tim had been run off for the second time by ted and I went with him since my days were numbered.
The first time Ted ran Tim off, Ted told him he found a good job for him in AZ working for a buddy of his named Larry Hill. I stole Tims car and got the oil changed and filled it up with gas to make sure Tim made all the way.
Once Tim got there, the DZ owner would not let Tim even pack a parachute for money per the plan. Tim called Ted about a month or so later crying about how he was starving to death. So Ted sent him some gas money to get back and sure enough, Tim had lost plenty of weight. It was what came to be known as the Teddy Mayfield weight loss program.
Tim was less of a pain in the ass after that until he fattened up again.
Tell you what poser, there is a bridge up in Washington at the 3:00 minute mark of this video link I posted below. Why don't find it and jump it. I'll come come piss on you worthless bones when the snow melts in the spring.
For all you others that enjoy early BASE history around Oregon and Washington, here is some video of the first BASE jumps made in the pacific northwest. I shot most of it of my friends Steve Mulholland, Larry March and Lynn O'Brien. Steve and Larry are deceased but Lynn and I are still around. We were smart and realized gravity sucks almost as hard as Ray Losi.
That being said, some of the things these kids are doing with wing suits these days is amazing. The sport, unlike Ray Losi, has sure evolved over the past 20 years. I haven't kept track of what is going on or even thought about it much in a decade but I have to say, pure awesomeness!
Ray Losi, piss off and get lost poser. You are pure pathetic. Would someone ask admin to lock this thread? Idiots like Losi never get it. When you are in a hole, stop digging. He is only polluting this thread he hijacked with his BS. After reading his delusional comments, I could light fire with two sticks and pure rage.
I have jumped with both Ted and Ralph. Could I fly better than them at 200 jumps than they could with thousands? Sure but they were old, not current, short and fat.
Would I ever put them down for their skydive ability? Not in 1000 years. I respect those old guys that started the sport of skydiving and many of them paved the way with their lives. The gear innovations I had and the training I received was a lifetime of their hard work and sacrifice. They saw a lot of friends die and it cost them plenty. In their day with the gear and training they had, they were da bomb baby.
Maybe if you had any self respect, you would have some for others. But then, after reading your pathetic posts, who would have any respect for a poser like you? Nobody. People are cheering me on for giving you the bitch slap.
Teddy is an angle and a world class human being. Ralph is an asshole but that has nothing to do with his skydive history.
Ralph sold me a crossfire without the mods and it nearly killed me on the 4th jump. I could have sued Ralph for plenty as there was no waiver on the sale. I didn't and quite frankly disliked Ralph at the time anyway.
Why didn't I sue? Because Ralph gave me his best estimate on what he thought and I respect his experience. While his advice was not right, he did his best and a mans best will always be good enough for me.
Here is some old guys doing their best with the knowledge and gear they had at the time. You got that free you ungrateful punk. Now you want me to read some BASE manual? Piss off.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BASE349
For any else that is interested, here is details about some of the objects and people:
:08 - Construction toilets back when Hoffstad Bridge (North of Mt St. Helens) was still under construction. The first time I jumped that the bridge about 6 – 12 months before this video, traffic was not allowed on the bridge and you had to jump from the wood scaffolding. I was first to jump it, Bart Jenson was second.
:14 - One of the first BASE rigs built by Larry March when he worked at Lodi CA and was one of first rigs to have a shrivel flap. I bought if from Larry for $350.00 and made my first jump off a 325’ bridge south of cave Junction CA during a boogie. The yellow pilot chute was one of the first 48” pilot chutes also made by Larry at Cave Junction. Still have it.
:38 - First Jeep jump off Hoffstad. Mike Gauger drove flew the load.
:50 - Lynn and I doing 2 way off both sides of bridge with her in front of my camera back when she owned that red parachute. I used it for a while after I split the one Larry sold me on an antenna up on Skyline in NW Portland. It was totally worn out but opened straight and was still in one piece.
1:00 - Lynn jumping the black Raven II for the first time I bought her for Christmas.
1:12 - Lynn and I got caught by park rangers that day. Rather than arrest us, we managed to talk them into shooting the video for us and locking the camera in my car and hiding the keys to my car by the gas cap. Now that is salesmanship!
1:20 - Me jumping the under carriage of Hoffstad for the first time by myself that day.
1:40 - I was jumping Lynn’s old red canopy and had a stuck toggle and landed in trees under Hoffstad. I usually hung my canopy on a tree and she would always laugh at my poor landings. Lynn is the funniest and definitely one of the sweetest girls I ever dated.
2:00 - She had a laugh at my expense per the norm. It never seemed to fail, when she was there, my parachute was hanging from a tree.
2:22 - Lynn landed in some water and had a wet butt. I teased her all the way up the hill about how she got scared and wet her pants. Enjoy!
2:40 - Lynn went in hard on a hook turn. When I jumped in to help her I landed on her lines. As she lay there suffering, she chewed my ass for landing on the new parachute. Again, the funniest girl I ever dated.
3:00 - That is a bridge up in central Washington that I jumped by myself. Lynn and I checked it out but there was no landing area. I drove up by myself and jumped it at the crack of dawn later in the spring. Never told her or anyone else because it was too dangerous to jump.
On the other side of that bridge on a ledge about 250' down on the right hand side, there was a white plastic wind screen off the top of a truck that I landed on which was my target. I lost a bottle of prescription pain killers from my back pocket on landing that would be located near that plastic since I landed right on it. That bridge = death. Do not jump it. If you miss the landing, you are in big trees and water with no easy ways to climb out.
I climbed out of Hoffstad with two broken ankles on my hands and knees when I took Dave Martin out for his first BASE jump. At least it is possible there. In true BASE jumper style, I drove myself 100 miles to the hospital in a stick shift Camaro and crawled through the emergency room door of the VA hospital on my hands and knees.
Also seen in that shot is Lynn’s dog Alex. Alex was awarded BASE dog #1 by Jean Boenish after Alex bit a park ranger at Yosemite while Lynn was being arrested for jumping El Capitan. Alex was a super smart dog.
3:09 - A dear friend Steve Mullholand. Steve died at the South Pole leading the first skydive there. Steve had a good head but had altitude awareness problems the whole time I knew him. I probably saved his life on a jump in Sheridan when he went low in Sheridan. He repayed the favor when he saved mine the day I kissed the wall at Crown Point.
I would have never bothered to get a base number but Steve got that for me when I was in the hospital with multiple fractures after getting my foot nearly torn off on my 8th jump off Crown Point. That’s why our numbers were consecutive.
3:15 - Steve Mulholland jumping Hoffstad with me shooting video from the under carriage.
3:20 - Me jumping Hoffstad with Steve shooting video from the under carriage. I tried to hit him in the face with my pilot chute to knock him off and make it a 2-way. Steve had a pretty good sense of humor about it all.v I yelled "Catch!" as I fell by him.
3:35 - Steve jumping the under-carriage for his first time. He would always say “Hi mom!”
3:51 - Steve jumping from Silverton antenna. That was a fun abject to play on and first jumped by Larry March. Larry would always take a beer with him, sit at the top and drink his beer and watch the Sun going down before he jumped. It is a good place to get that big picture perspective of the world surrounded by fields of flowers. It is a stunningly beautiful place to jump.
4:15 - Mike Gauger the day I jumped Crown Point for the first time July 4th 1992 back before he got fat. :-). Mike was the best ground crew anyone ever had and went on to be an awesome skydiver and DZ owner. I helped two skydivers that mattered to the sport. Mike Gauger and little Larry with a sweet deal on my rig. Larry became a Golden Knight.
4:20 - First CP jump.
4:30 - Steve Mulholland jumping the big face of Crown Point for the first time and going super low. Again, altitude awareness problem.
4:45 – Me kissing the wall at Crown Point which took me out of the sport. Video shot by Steve’s fiend Max’s little sister. She stopped video taping when I began to hit the wall over and over on the way down. My new Raven II parachute had 8 jumps on it and all of them off Crown Point. I nearly bled to death waiting four hours due to incompetent fire rescue.
After three hours, Steve lost it and yelled at the police and fire dept. You people are idiots and you are killing my friend.” He stated “I have ran 50 of these rescues. Let me run the rescue and I will have him in the helicopter in 45 minutes.” 45 minutes later, the helicopter lifted off and I have no doubt that Steve saved my life that day. Had almost no blood pressure when I landed at the hospital. While I was strapped in the rescue basket, all the blood attracted the worst mosquito attack I have ever experienced. The police and fireman began to go crazy and were going to fist fight each other. It was an insane experience.
Steve Mulholland had the knowledge, skill and cool head to make it happen when it mattered. A true hero for me and I am sure many others in Yosemite. His death was a great tragedy to me personally and a loss to the BASE community. He spent a great deal of time at camp 4 in Yosemite and made a friend everywhere he went. Steve was the first to make a BASE jump in the antarctic where he worked as a carpenter.
5:00 – Larry March making a jump on the rig he sold me which I used as a spare since it was old. I loaned it back to him to jump Crown Point. Larry hit the wall a few weeks after that and suffered a serious head injury. He died about a year or so later of a heroin overdose. He was a good friend and lived with me for a while when he needed a place to heal and someone to take care of him.
5:27 – The night Steve, Lynn and I jumped the Tacoma smoke stack for the first time. Steve went first so he was the first. I’ll post a funny story about that at base.com someday.
6:00 – Steve exiting Tacoma stack for first time.
6:13 - Lynn going second.
6:23 - Me following with Lynn’s old red canopy and the marathon run get-away.
6:43 – Steve thought the stack we were jumping was the one they were going to blow up in the morning but we were on the wrong stack. We arrive at the stack we meant to jump just as it went down.
7:03 - Me and someone I don’t recognize doing some CRW but I think it was Darrel.
7:11 – Tim and I out sport logging with our friend Paul Bryant the Huey pilot helicopter logger. Paul would let us ride along and then jump from about 13K after the end of his 55 minute fuel cycle. Paul was killed in a crash in Montana and his death was a tragic loss to anyone that knew him. Paul was one of the good guys in the sport of skydiving and a world class helicopter pilot. Paul inspired me to learn to fly rotors and I love flying helicopters more than anything.
7:26 – I remember one of our students (Darrel) was about to get the golf chat after a few jumps. I saw something in him and decided to give him some extra help. When he had 76 jumps he asked if he could start shooting video at Sheridan which is part of I did at the time along with Tandems and JM. I told him I didn’t think that was enough jump time but he insisted I let him try. I jumped out, swooped him and did some flips to give him some fall rate challenges and he did pretty well for 76 jumps. That is a pretty good feeling to see students succeed.
7:38 – Christmas present from Lynn. A BASE jump shirt that Lynn made on the seat of her work pickup as a prison guard. In retrospect, I think she was on the wrong side of the fence. ;-)
The first time I met her she called me up and asked if she could jump my objects. Back in those days, people respected each others objects and would get some help jumping them.
She stayed at my place and stole a teddy that my daughter had given me when I went to visit her in Alaska. She made a BASE rig for the teddy with a pilot chute for a canopy and then jumped a ~230 foot object one night by herself and video taped my bear making a jump.
She sent the video and a photo of the bear sitting on top her unpacked rig with a ransom note demanding I come to Canada, rescue the bear and jump her stuff. Those were some pretty sweet days to be a BASE jumper and she was the funniest BASE jumper of all time. Best looking too until I saw this:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/816582-the-30-sexiest-daredevil-sports-hotties/page/2
Enjoy