growing a fro
so last night i was looking in the mirror and i had a brilliant idea, i thought to myself why dont i grow a fro. a really really big one, so big in fact that it would amaze people . they may even remark apon it i thought to myself. then the very next day just this morning im reading the bbc news website and they say that in next years 2012 guinness book of records there will be a woman from the U.S.A. who has a four foot four inch diameter afro..thats over a meter!!!!!... the moment i read that i thought CRICKEY why thats so big ill bet she could have a nest of mice living in there and she wouldnt even notice, then of course i reallised shit..... as a white englishman theres no point in me even trying. i am never going to be able to compete with that.