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Hey everyone, hope all is going well. I'm looking for locals in Alabama to ground crew for. I'm not looking to BASE jump anytime soon. I'll treat ya to some food and we can have a chat and see if I'd be of interest to you and if you are the kind of jumper(s) I'm looking for.

I'm looking for meticulous and cautions jumpers that plan well for every jump, know their comfort zone well, and aren't afraid to turn back on any jump. I'm looking for this so that I absorb the right kind of experience and knowledge. Also, I can't tolerate racist/sexist/derogatory language (no I don't mean cursing).

Why I'd be useful for your GC:

I'm willing to drive, help carry gear, and post bond (once I know you aren't some sketchy mofo ). Also, I have more climbing experience and gear than you'd probably ever need. If needed, I'm willing to bring that gear along, help you get to the top of whatever you're wanting to jump, and repel back down with the gear. Also, I have locksmithing experience and equipment (padlock shims, manual picks, snap pick gun, electric pick gun, etc). Also, I have a camera with a wide angle lens that shoots in blu-ray with color contrasting/skin softening/blah blah blah and a nice helmet with a mount for it. I'm willing to film everything and (once I'm comfortable...which may take some time...it's my baby) let someone jump with it (I have a helmet w/ left side mount). The only catch is that all video I take or that is taken with my camera can not be posted on youtube/facebook/etc if the footage shows an illegal or otherwise sensitive object.

If you're interested in more information, give me a PM. Take it easy!

Can u move to Ohio please...

If only we had teleportation

"I can't tolerate racist/sexist/derogatory language "

that rules out about most of us...

too bad there are no jumpers in Alabama that aren't completely sketchy mofos... that's why the rest of us totally derogatory, racist and sexist base jumping rockstars love visiting them.

good luck though... you'd be a wet dream if you had big tits to top it all off.

Holy shit, where have you been for the last 15 years???
Yes. please tell us about your tits. Hopefully you are tall, Blond, athletic build with a nice tight ass and firm tits, small nipples. Oh, and white of course... If you are all that you will soon be absorbing more than experience baby.
Damn, i am still buzzing from double tapping my local 280' freestander just now, and the bowl of hash as i walked away. Life is good. Tonight was a velcro night...Bandit/Ace260 and P-Classic/Mojo280. both HH, both spectacular!!!
Thanks for your offer to drive. Do you have a fast car too??? Probably best to leave your expensive camera and shitload of equipment at home. Trust me, it is safer there. Instead, why don't you bring a shotgun for the pigs and use your bond money to buy some good Mary Jane. After my great jump we can get tore up as an Afro-American's bicycle.
But seriously Zebu...If you want to ever BASE jump in my playground lose that bit of intolerance you seem to have. While you are at it go ahead and fill out your profile. Better still, stop by Skydive Alabama and look me up. Let's make some skyjumps. I am easy to find. Just locate the most beautiful girl there, not a difficult task. I will be the guy with his hand on her ass. Well, i will be the guy with his hand on her ass the most, it is a dropzone for fuck's sake. Oh, and stop posting. We have a beginners forum but not a pre-beginners forum. Besides, I recently decided I won't help anyone get started that i can't keep off here..... thanks Cale.
What do you mean "sensitive object" ??? Do you mean something sexual??? Don't forget to tell us about your tits.

see what i mean?!

Hey Pete,

Get Zebu to drive you east on I-10.
I can meet you, we can jump some
antennas, maybe my sketchy B,
and then have a safety seminar.

Peace,
~Tom

prolly the funniest response I've read in the last century...fucking awesome

Eh fuck it. I'm a guy..but I'm 5' 11" and 145lbs...so hell..I'll put on some fake tits and, in the dark, you might not even be able to tell the difference...I have a beard, but I'm sure you and I both know we're not the kissing kind if you know what I mean.

*shrug* ya it was worth a shot, but idc...be as derogatory, sexist, and racist as ya want...Long as somewhere in all the tits and ass talk there is some unintentional BASE knowledge spewed out.


Oh...and no..my car kinda sucks but it works out alright...spent all my money on skydiving and BASE gear...and crazy government weed

what kind of base gear did you buy?

"prolly the funniest response I've read in the last century...fucking awesome".........

Hell yeah it was, hands down one of best replies to a newbie post yet, very detailed and informative! Well said 683! Responses like that are THE only reason to read these forums!


Cheers-
957

Not sure how much detail you were looking for but

Gear I've ordered (just started production):

APEX Dual Pin Container
WLO Toggles
42" ZP Vented PC + Plastic Handle
36" ZP Vented PC
Installed Magnet Bridle Guide (increased hand-held safety)
FLIK 242 Canopy
Vtech 4 of 7 cells
Multi Bridle Attachment points
Hybrid Top Surface (ZP fabric along front 1/3 and leading edge and 0-3 fabric on rest of top)
Colored Line Attachment Tabs
Large Hole Mesh Slider
Stash Bag + Field Kit + Hook Knife


@ BASE1361
No, I'm not a jew, thank Allah . I'm just a black, tranny, gypsy, furry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom#Sexual_aspects), communist , drunkard , pothead muslim extremist .


@ Pete on the car thing. You know...the money I spent on gear could have probably went a long way making my car pretty awesome...but when it comes to transportation I can just use my acceptable car or, in case of catastrophic failure, carpool, use the bus, buy a used scooter, bike, or fucking walk...but, I mean,...what the hell else will I use to jump off a building with? I've heard cool things about umbrellas, but I'm not convinced and it may be a fake (http://www.youtube.com/...KdMBefog&t=1m15s).

Hey man,
Great to see you have a sense of humor. Welcome to BASE!!! Jump with me anytime. I PM'ed my email and phone #.
Sorry to hear you are not female, but at least you're a pothead like me.
That's some very nice gear you have ordered. Congrats. All except for the multi..... You will need a 46" PC for all the low shit around here. I recommend a ZP 46 non-vented, light-weight cap "no handle". Actually, I would order the 42 with no handle as well. Don't need a handle on a 42.


Green machine, Didn't we already do that??? except for the B. Sounds like we need to plan something. I am eager to break my one-day racord. Now stands at 14. Damn, that much climbing in the florida heat makes me sweat already.

you post too much

hey pete, does the hash have a funny taste after its been keestered?

hey pete i got this. only if you don't wrap it correctly.

I am also saddened by the lack of big perky tits... but he was still good ground crew last night.

watchout for ass pirates zebu.

That is some funny ass shit to revisit.... damn Pete. no one else to take your place thats for sure