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I have a friend who is facing a hair drug test. Anyone here have any luck with ways to beat the test? Feel free to PM please. Thanks.

Chemo.

That has already been contemplated, as well as a hair transplant.

Not doing drugs is always a good way to pass as well. But who has time for details. Just curious, what career field still uses hair tests? When I worked in state law enforcement the only time we would DNA test was when we were looking for forensic print matches, not drug retention. And when companies do drug test using hair follicles they usually can only go back 3 or 4 months. If he is bald or shaves his head then they can only use body hair, which, on most people grows much slower. That is a good thing because it will store less of the metabolites from the drugs used. Also, body hair is harder to screen because it makes it hard to pen point when the drugs were consumed (which is the grounds for failure in most cases during this type of test) since they are no longer found in the blood stream. Urine tests are different because it is basically a blood screen. We used to say, "If its in the blood, then you did the drug" and therefore use a urine screen and a polygraph instead of a follicle test.
Cheers, and goodluck to "your buddy."

the oil industry, since their liability is so incredibly high. refineries, oil service companies, etc hair test. this is across the board from people who absolutely should stay clean - jobs that are dangerous such as toolpushers, roundabouts, roughnecks - to the cubicle worker whose only hazard is death by inactivity.

also, in some states like Texas, when defendants appear for a criminal case, they may be drug tested and if a positive result emerges, they may be charged with additional criminal complaints.

Gotcha. I agree, they should stay clean.

 

I have taken many drug tests, most by way of
urinating in a cup, the one time it was a hair
sample the technician took it from my arm pit.

Side note: the hair test was for the children's
play place called Discovery Zone in the 90's.

Which drug(s) did he take? Last taking? How long is his hair? Is this a chemical or Radioimmunoassay (RIA) or (GC/MS) or the finest http://en.wikipedia.org/...iquid_chromatography Test?
Think also on his bodyhair!

 

What is with cut away all his hair, also on his body? But i know its suspicious...
The growth of hair is normally 10 to 12 mm per month, so you can also calculate how long it can be, without a drug doubt.
Chemical procedures(Chemo) are not enough if he has an HPLC Test at his hair.

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If he has taken every illegal drug, it make also no sense to go to a doctor and become a prescription, to cover the substances(i.e. Heroin - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxycodon Codeine, Dihydrocodeine)

Sadly is also in the most cases very hard to cover substances when an HPLC Test is standard. The hair length is the key if blood and urine is clean!!

I hope you can understand my english ;)

 

And bloody nose's

Nasal Tampons are funny.

Hard question, but interesting.....i must ask.

I am willing to sell my hair for a reasonable price!

From Head or asshole?

remove every hair on your body, drip some wax arfound your nipples, accidentally leave a ball gag in your coat pocket and tell them you're in to some kinky shit, then immediately insinuate that your sexual preferences should not be grounds for disqualification for the position. also make sure you wear a crucifix and tell them to have a "blessed day" when you leave.

 

Nair works on the entire body. Do 2+ sessions two days apart. Don't miss those nasty curly ones hidden in your taint.

it can be a small cricifix, but your friend should wear it displayed predominantly, on the outside of his clothes, like one of them texas bolo shoestrng neckties.

 

your friend should respond to all the interview questions in song format. sing / chant the answers.

On your forehead? haha, (slip up?)

he's very close with his friend.

yeah. it works. just as good as shaving, maybe a bit better. it is a chemical burn, so you might have a sunburn type feeling for a while, and don't leave it on for longer than the directions say, and for sensitive parts, cut that time in half or less. If you are a nasty hairy mofo then you can do a three stager. I bet coat-hangar sized curlies are a bitch.

i actually did that one time, minus the ball gag.quit smoking for a week, shaved everything from the top of my head to the soles of my feet, went in for the test, and found out they couldn't take hair from your face, groin, armpits, butt and somewhere else. when the nurse was alone with me in the room, i sorta confided to her about getting drunk and having my gay friends talk me into doing a drag show. she asked if i shaved everywhere, and i asked her if she'd ever used duct tape on her genital area. after a bit of laughing, i even offered to bring pictures back when i came back after my hair grew the required half inch. that was for employment as a production worker for toyota.

Did you get hired?

yep. had to wait almost a month for the hair to grow to a length they could test, i think it was half inch. kinda strange having no eyebrows, took a long time for those to grow back. played it off that i passed out drunk and got shaved.

i hadnt thought about eyebrows - thats a horse of a different color. 460's friend would look ridiculous without eyebrows - like an overgorwn albino baby lamb.

Whoopi Goldberg is the only person
without eyebrows who looks... okay.

ok i think we should lock this thread, it is starting to get really disturbing.

Not sure how to respond to this...so I'll just add pictures.

whoopi with eyebrows bares a striking resemblance to tracy morgan.

A sunburn for your hair or head is maybe a better procedure. Hair does heavy evaporating then....

Do the guys belief the s. ?

Edit:

Add on: http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/...ion/drugs/mouse.html

;)

i guess, but it never occurred to me. if i had asked, it would have drawn attention to it. it was never mentioned after the hair grew back, but i'm thinking someone would have suspected. i would have...