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What's the difference between a BASE jumper wedding and a BASE jumper funeral?

One less drunk person...

nice one!

hahaahah.......solid man, props if you thought of this one!

How do BASE jumpers so fu*k you?

They say "Trust me..."

HAhahaha

What do BASE jumpers use for birth control?

Their personalities...

A BASE jumper is working on a local fishing boat, that one day comes into the dock, upon arriving and tieing off, he notices a crippled woman with no arms or legs crying in a wheelchair next to the wharf. Being a good natured and kind hearted fellow, he asks her what is wrong. She replies "well, it's just that i've never been hugged before.." Wanting to seize the opportunity of making someones day better, he bends over and gives her a big warm hug. That in turn put a big smile on the girls face, and she slowly made her way back home. (for arguments sake, let's just say the wheelchair is electrically powered by her brain...or tongue, you decide)

The next day, the same thing occurs as the BASE jumper is tieing off to the dock. Once again he asks what was wrong. She replied, " It's just that, i've never been kissed before.." So once again, the Cliff Hucker stoops over and gives her a big kiss on the lips, and she smiles and makes her way home.

The third day, yet again did the wicked awesome BASE jumper find the sad, lonely old cripple by the dock as they came in for the day. So for the third time he asked her what was wrong. " Well, it's just that, i've never been fucked before...."

With that, the BASE jumper, with a big shit-eating grin on his face, turned to her, put his hands on the wheelchair and pushed her into the ocean, and said
"There, Now you're FUCKED!"