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Hi guys, I am heading over to the States between the 18th and 28th of this month, will be based in San Fran and looking for any jumpers in the area keen to go for a lob. I'm from Australia, have 350 jumps, see you fuckers soon!!!!

Aussie Grant

Unfortunately there are no jumps near San Francisco, or even in all of Northern California (sometimes colloquially known as "NorCal"). They were all destroyed by these: http://www.collegehumor.com/...-will-destroy-us-all. Sad but true. If Slambo weren't in Southeast Asia rehabbing from gender reassignment surgery, I'd say you could call him for a few rounds of extreme patty cake. I guess you're just hosed. You could always go here: http://wikitravel.org/...ncisco/Castro_Street.

I might know of some things

Oh yeah, there's also this guy form Wisconsin or Indiana or somewhere like that. If you're into recreational colonoscopies, he's your man. He also might loan you his rig, but only if you forget your pilot chute, say you love him in putonghua; and promise to land in a tree.