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To whomever decided to take a dump on the trail near the tombstone exit point in the last week or so. Please go pick up your nasty shit papers and next time try and find a better place than 2 inches off the trail. Or better yet, hold it till your done jumping.
There's two separate piles actually, one on either side of the trail right before you top out. WTF people?

And you're sure it's a BASE jumper dookie? I'm pretty sure hikers and climbers take dookies too

Tombstone Dookies, sounds like a team name from the old IPBC daze.

No,No. definitely BASEjumper dookie, I saw it too. Had that distinct look about it, kinda like "I'm outa here, before I get trapped in this tool's tightie whities!" look.

If you had the time to measure the distance from the trail and therefore get that close to the object, why didn't you just do a public service and remove it?

Now you've taken more time out to whine and complain about it vs. dealing with it to begin with.

How far was the other one off the trail? < 2" or > 2"??

I'm probably heading up Tombie tomorrow morning. I'm willing to do the public service thing and pick up some other assholes shit, if you're willing to dispose of it? PM me your address and I'll send it to you.

Deal

Send it to:

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington D.C.,
DC 20500

Do you know by writing that address on the web, a secret group of people in a dark room somewhere just pulled up your picture on a computer and have marked you as a potential terrorist.

Well then Sir, Google too just made that list. Cause their the terroristic group who offered it up to the general public.

I don't know anyhting, I didn't hear anything, see anything, I didn't do anything but mind my own business, I'm not even me, I wasn't there, I must have been on LSD 'cause I wasn't me and I am not real, I don't BASE jump, own a computer or cell phone, I don't even own a raft, I hate the water, I can't even swim, my real name is cheekybastard. I gotta go.Bye.

Seriously, WTF? Back when it was hard someone would just scoop that sh1t up with their tomahawk and eat it. Pussies.