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What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
This is for everybody who ever wondered about what would happen if Johnny Strange and his LCC buddies got stuck in an elevator! It might go a little something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EJU6VzJhc0

... and then he could blog about his harrowing adventure afterwards!
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Re: [matt_f_001] What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
i dunno according to his youtube vide he might just kickbox his way out of there, followed by an alpine ascent up the shaft to the roof, a parachute descentfrom the roof followed by a getaway alternating between car surfing and downhill skateboarding.
mix in some lousy driving in the mustang and a few cliche "stop genocide" signs and that about sums it up.
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Re: [avenfoto] What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
that dude is SO EXTREME!
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Re: [avenfoto] What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
shouldn't they first pee on eachother in order to stay hydrated ? Laugh
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Re: [piisfish] What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
Why didn't he carry the standard things when riding an elevator: a crowbar, some thick wire cutters, a boltcutter, a multimeter, rubber gloves, a 12 inch by 18 inch dry piece of wood, a quickdraw, a sling, safety glasses, ear plugs, hand drill, 2 gallons of water, 3 watt radios with cell phone capability, condoms, an easy woman to pass the time, 4 tabs of LSD, a travel guitar, and plastic bag? Live by the boy scouts' motto: always be prepared!
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Re: [piisfish] What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
piisfish wrote:
shouldn't they first pee on eachother in order to stay hydrated ? Laugh

Wow, you guys are harsh. Damn funny, but harsh! LOL
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Re: [waltappel] What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
waltappel wrote:
piisfish wrote:
shouldn't they first pee on eachother in order to stay hydrated ? Laugh

Wow, you guys are harsh. Damn funny, but harsh! LOL

Walt - it's amazing what dead fish will do to intimidate slumlords. I did it in such a way that my slumlord bought me Sunday prayer lunch - sucker.

Disclaimer: the above suggestions are fiction.
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Re: [matt_f_001] What if Johnny Strange got stuck in an elevator?
idk what's worse, being too scared to comment on these threads because I respect all of you guys who have the balls to jump in the first place, or the fact that I think it's pretty funny.