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As part of the bounce contest, the award will go to the jumper with the most creative last words. Any suggestions?

i have money on this years contestants...

a phrase like "the treasure... argg.... ahh!! argg! it's buried over... arrggg!" is a winner for creative last words.

or other shit such as taking off your shoe and putting in the crotch of your pants. real confusing and funny.

or "this is only a temporary setback. arghgh! ahhh. arg! kill me now!"

Off the intarweb, "Spike Milligan's renowned epitaph "I told you I was ill"" comes to mind.
Take care,
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"Don't tell me girlfriend I died basejumping, she will kill me"

fuck it whats the worst that could heppen.oh woops objet strick

"Our Father who art in Heaven, uh, uh, uh.... Fuck--now I'm *really* screwed!"