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For those that realize that style is 90% of any base jump, asylum is offering the feather with black low bulk material. First canopies just came in and they look sick. Finally, no more blood and vomit stains showing through!

i didnt know style was %90 of base jumping maybe i should look into some true religion jeans and some affliction shirts for jumping

hmmmm who did your FJC? I would ask for a refund.

Fail.
You're a skier, you should know style is 90% of life.
And true religion jeans, whatever they are, doesn't make someone stylish, it only makes them a trend whore. There is a slight difference...slight.

Like OMG! Birdman Jeans, FOOL!

If you arent stylish, how could you possibly get chicks, and if you cant get chicks, whats what point of even base jumping?

A group of ladies in the LZ at BD
said I was very color coordinated
and then gave me a hot chocolate.

I'm making a cardboard sign right now.
"Will Jump for Hot Coco"

LOL

Hot coco whore :o)

I'm sure David will appreciate your commitment. And the compliment as well!

Im not sayin....

but , generally whan a woman/women say your "color cordinated" its another way of saying your GAY!

Money.

Get a high paying job, as say, a doctor, and I'm sure chicks (especially nurses) will be lining up.

I'm glad you didn't say lawyer: BASE jumpers insured by wealthy health insurance companies make better patients than BASE jumpers living off food-stamps make legal clients.

Doctors get more chicks anyway, right Charley?

You're just on the wrong side. If you work for big corporations with lots of money and active lobbyists, you make more money and thereby get more chicks. It's really very simple. I believe they cover it in the first year curriculum at most law schools.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/...te&defid=8028065

Honestly, kinda gross.

Haha, blumpkin was getting old, thx!