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Apparently, if I sign up for government service, I'll be flying my own personal jet-powered rigid-winged suit in the DEA's new 'Wingsuits over Weedfields' initiative in no time!

I'm pretty sure it comes equipped with Lasers, and every recruit is issued one on his first day of basic/bootcamp/academy/hazing.

I like it. But my fields are equipped with anti-THE MAN rockets that lock on to mindless government drones.....

But, like all government entities, I'll be protected by a force field of Bullshit!

They would waste money with a flying suit like that...... they could use it to fly over pharmacuetical corporations as their (congressionally superior) medications ONLY kill about 106,000 people ANNUALLY... How many people died from pot? Directly? ............. I am not counting drug deal deaths and border violence due to prohibition set forth by our mindless government either, just direct use.

Can't stop Laughing .... good one :o)