Re: [mxcale] BASE tandem WTF!?!?!
Hey Pussies
Cale, i thought i told you to stay off of the forums.
Sorry to be so late in posting. I have been snowed in all week without access to a computer, tragic. Yeah, home alone with nothing but my local 280' freestander within walking distance and some killer weed. The only thing missing is my tall blond lady, also snowed in but in a different place. Fuck the snow.
Thanks jdatc for the review of Cales original post seeking a mentor. I remember that one. Via PM I explained to Cale that while I wasen't experienced enough to mentor anyone, he was certainly welcome to come along with me whenever he wanted. After all, I had only made a couple hundred BASE jumps that summer. that weekend he was at my home DZ. Now keep in mind that i am only a student skydiver........4300 jumps, no ratings, no license, no USPA membership. However, based on my inexperience I would say that Cale is an excellent skydiver. Most importantly, he could land his canopy on a fuckin dime, consistently. We spent many hours talking BASE on the phone and in person. I still refused to take him out BASE jumping. Soon afterwards I got a call from Cale. He had scouted a fuckin awesome B and wanted me to take a look, HELL YEAH. It turned out to be a crane jump. Being up there alone talking on the radio with Cale down on the street almost made me feel bad, almost. Most excellent jump.........Downtown Nashville, fuckin pigs in sight from the exit point. Cale drove the getaway car, thanks man. I enjoyed it so much i went back and did it again, and Cale helped on that one also. Actually, not counting the cave in Mexico, some of my best jumps have been made possible by my friend Cale.
Cale nagged me day and night to take him out for his first jump. I put him off every way i could think of while we continued to skydive and he continued to ground crew for BASE. I didn't make it easy for him. Finally one day he showed up with a BASE rig, top end gear and even my favorite colors. I started to simply take his rig for my growing collection. He said he was ready, many times. I finally said fuck it and reminded him that it was his ass. If he fucked up i was taking his rig off of him and leaving him where he impacts, or so I said. 320' freestander. I did insist on a PCA. Cale's focus and calmness at the exit point was nothing short of amazing, even with me speaking of how nervous i was. Perfect exit, perfect canopy flight, perfect landing on target. Cale did exactly as I told him, much to my relief. The world looks different now. More jumps with Cale convinced me that he was indeed ready for BASE. An occupied condo B him and me did was fuckin awesome. Again, he set it up, and invited me along. It is easily the most technical jump i have ever done. I was at the point of backing down, but again, Cales focus and calmness changed my mind. Recently i had the honor of jumping with Cale for his first E. Congrats on your BASE # bro!!!
I am proud to say that I am Cale's mentor. I am proud to say that Cale is my first student. It's nice to give something back to this wonderful sport. Cale has more than paid his dues. Hell, he even bought me some taco bell food after our first jump, and bought me a ham/biscuit after a different jump. If that's not paying dues then someone tell me what the fuck is.
Blitz, what's up Elliot? Man, that's the most sad post i have ever read. Of course it TAKES an idiot to BASE jump. But...."It's not that special"??????, "I don't dream about it at all"?????????? Why put yourself at the risk then? BASE is very special to me and i dream about it most every night. BASE jumping is the best, well, the second best sensation i've ever felt. Dude, we need to jump together more so i can see that awesomness everyone speaks about. All i have seen so far are some cool tattoos and sloppy pack jobs

You know i love you brother.
Matt, will you do a jump-to-post ratio on me please. I can never do math good when i am stoned. Now i am at 722, but will be at least 725 by the time you read this.
Do you guys remember the special jump I invited you both on? Guess who that object belongs to.....MxCale indeed. We are all much closer and connected than we realize.
Cale has my respect. Take my word for it guys, look past the Red hair and big mouth and you will find a heart of gold, and a skilled BASE jumper.
Well, I have calm wind and a half moon. More than enough light in the snow. If the reaper visits me tonight I will be waiting to greet you all at the gates of Hell. I have been promised a special place there by the master.
321 CYA
Pete Certain 683
Oh, I almost forgot. Tandem BASE makes me fuckin sick. It is a dishonor to the sport and to all involved. If it goes on long enough it will get the potato closed.