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So I got drunk... decided to write a song... got part way through and decided to go to bed. Here's the first two phrases... enjoy finishing it.

Supposed to be sung to the tune of "My favorite things" originally sung by BaseMenace2's mom. For a good time, PM me, I'll send you her phone number...

My Favorite BASE Things

Barb wire and fences and cameras with lights
Newbies on acid and internet fights
Farmers with guns and his daughter had mites
These are a few of my favorite thiiiiiings…

One-eighty ope-nings and dirty low pitches
Once cool girlfriends that turn to be bitches
Horny calf offspring and landowner snitches
These are a few of my favorite thiiiings,,,

And... fill in the blanks!

Cross-toggle cliff strikes
My ankle don't feel right
When I'm feeeeeeling baaaaaaaaad

I simply remember my favorite things
And then I feeeeeeeel, more rad.

wicked scary tree flights and lost in the forest,
find a way down your wing just got torched,
beers on top towers and drunk laughing crashes,
These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings....

when the ticks bite, when cock chiggers sting, when I'm feeling butt hurt, I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so fag.

Handcuffs and arrests by the CHP
Getting busted at XXXXX for a small bag of weed
Illegal jumps that get shown on TV
These are a few of my favorite things....