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For anybody with air travels plans in major US airports, be ready:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/40152066/

What does TSA stand for?

(insert comment here)

Totally Sexually Abused?

my wife is a flight attendant.
those in the industry say it's "thousands standing around"

http://www.salon.com/..._security/index.html

Damn good article.

By the way Randy, that's "Toiletry Searching Agency"...

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In this case, I should claim to be a homosexual and that I would prefer to only be touched by a woman - preferably a good looking one.

 
Trained Sexual Assaulters

For the first time ever, a guy touched my balls at an international terminal...not TSA ...but somewhere else. I was shocked. Next time someone does that to me, my knee into his jaws for sure.

 TSA spokesperson said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
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http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
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dude! Mr CUMmings totally has a right to...thats so unfair!

sounds like an ex-girlfriend of mine.

 

take some Viagra an hour before the pat down! make it as obvious as possible. they probably will tell you it has to go down before they pat down but you'll have to claim that your surgically installed penis pump is malfunctioning and it won't go down without medical intervention.

i gave myself a boner at the dr's office once, while i was having a sonnogram of my balls taken (friend got test. cancer, i was paranoid for months) - the poor nurse had to sit there unconfortably and push it aside while she did her job. i just sat in my hospital gown and smiled.

keep saying, right there baby! a little to the left. oh yeah, is a little hot here, do you mind if i play some barry white songs on my ipod speakers.

a friend's story.
When at a (naked) medical checkup (I think for the military), he got it up. The nurse politely asked him to go deal with it first in the bathroom before she can examine him.