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A panda could cushion your landing nicely, too.

I contacted a company to request realistic looking panda heads to mount on my wall. They seems bewildered.

As I always say, "tastes just like panda!"

Contact a zoo and ask if you can buy the head when one of them kicks it.

That would make quite an accessory to one's abode.