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What happened in the weeks I was gone? Everyone seems to have gone all swollen sensitive vagina, getting butthurt about meaningless posts.

Hey if you have no better retort than to make fun of the information thats displayed in my basejumper.com profile, then may i suggest licking your finger, inserting it far into your anal opening, whistling the theme to gilligans island while playing the banjo with your dick instead of responding?

The video of it would be way more entertaining than your cookie cutter insults.

I AM NOT A PUSSY!!!! fucking whore!

Ok fine, you can be a dick instead. ;)

Wow, sounds like you and Base75 had a wonderful honeymoon!

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

F.A.G......

ROFFFFLLL

Yeah me and base75 had a great time. Lots of coke and jack daniels. Not too much fuckin cause of his whiskey dick tho

1. Fag
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.

I'm confused at your usage of the word.

That is some really deep shit Travis. Very philosophical and obviously full of profound metaphors. Your amazing.

BRUBBBBBBB BRUBB BRUBB BRUBB BRUBB!!!!!!!!!

Forced Ass Gas????

1. the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.), a union of liberal Hollywood actors

example:

I just tried it. Gilligan's Island sent me over the edge and now I have to clean up my banjo. And to think I wasted all that money on a Fleshlight...

Thanks!

Always glad to help!