Re: [ee1] New BASE Book is Available . . .
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my mobile phone
1. digitize the book into my mobile phone
2. a special application in my phone able to search and read out in short instructional lines.
3. will ask Todd to put some speed and pressure/tension sensors into all the lines and a couple of them on each stabilizer, 2 on slider, 1 on the pilot chute, 1 each on the pins.
4. All the sensors will communicate with the mobile application via bluetooth (yes with Nanotechnology these days. It IS possible)
5. The application will get all the parameters from the lines, risers, pilot chute, free fall rate, etc and do some calculations based on Artificial Intelligence or Neural Networks and figure out the optimal inputs to be given for the current scenario and actually read out loud in the preferred language the instructions from the book.
e.g.
"Page 43 paragram about lost toggles says you should let go the other toggle and use your risers to steer and land. All the Best!"
"the book recommends you to get a mentor before you attempt the next jump. That was an unsafe jump but lucky. Thank you!"
"Your Weather chapter had warned you about the Venturi effect. Now pray to God and land safely. There is a lot of turbulence and headwind to make to the landing area"
"The Book strictly warns against jumping a cliff with facing winds. Seeing what has just happened. You are [beep]. R.I.P. "
and as an advanced feature, your Facebook status shall automatically be updated as per the sensors' reading and calculations.
(user)Osama bin Clinton just experienced a spanker from the left riser and is struggling to get his senses back.
15 seconds layer
Osama bin Clinton has just landed on a stub. Still alive and breathing. But does not know which way is up.
etc etc ....
If the jumper wishes, he can even incorporate the GPS facility of the mobile to update the status on his Facebook and also to log the same in his digital logbook in the mobile phone itself.
PS. I love that book. All the above crap is to be taken with a grain of salt and certainly not anything even close to ridiculing the book, authors, contributors, or the concept itself. Just got into a technology mode on reading "mobile", "text format" and all so made this up.