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Who is running the show at my bridge? I am gonna need a permission slip from Cinco de mayo onward for a few days.

Go ahead and write it up for top rail bails and death camps too. mmmmkay, yeah, that'd be great.

ohhhhh that one is just to easy so i'll wait for more of a challenge =D

Death camp? Top rail bails? why not just go for the top rail bail death camp... Two birds with one splat!

You get my slip. But you can only jump my bridge in wingsuit and with skis on.

While hanging from the bottom of the rail so no motorist can be distracted.

Yuri

Screw the motorists! You know how many times they honk as they pass by when we're trying to concentrate on our jumps?

Dont go off the rail! They might get distracted and die. What about distracting us and getting us killed?

if you are getting distracted by the honk of a horn of one of the many cars/trucks/minivans/semi's passes you doing 65mph...i think you need to train harder not to be distracted...

the real issue is all the girls who come out ot the bridge with there tops off and tits hanging out, how is a man to concentrate on jumping when that is going on!

agreed - biggest complaint is too much tits.

You forgot to ask my permission when you made your first BASE jump, and if it was at the Potato bridge then you really showed lack of respect.