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ok i'm no sping chicken!!

but i aint 59! any this chicky aint got any wrinkles and is firm, she aint ever had any kiddies so maybe that helps,

she aint had any face lifts, dont know bout botox but she has faciall expersions so i'm assumin no botoxd,,,,any she hworks outs nn' shit does yoga and aint not a funkin' vegan vegeaterian fuckin hippie bitch!!!

anyway i'm blown away by her the whole thing has hit me kinda funkin' weird


oh yeah,,,

buack to the origianal question

ANY MOTHER FUCKER OUT THERE BANG SOME OTLDER BRAUD WHO WHAS FUCJIN HOT N' SHIT O MAN ,,,this is grando for me shes a bitr older than me but looks the same age as me, maybe booozee ages me?????/

im m all confussed by her ,, and let me tell yah most you would bangg this gall..... she doesn't give it up right away but....i must say i'm jsut blown away of how she looks the way she looks at her age?

anybody experiencee somthinggg like this?

yeah , yeah i don[t know y she likes me either????

i guess she just feels sorry forr dumb , cute losers??

I had a brief affair with a much older
woman who was hot, ran marathon's,
ate meat, and fucked like a banshee.

Good luck, have fun, and chances are
she will teach you a few new tricks

yeah, my ex-wife was 12 years older than me, AND a teacher...oh the things she taught me!
(how to say yes ma'am more than i wanted to, all about the apparent loss of a woman's sex drive, how to sell gear to pay for a lawyer, and how it's magically possible to pay child support for a child that isn't yours, how to watch your credit rating plummet...ah, yes, good times indeed)

So, good luck with the older broad...you'll be hunting for someone in their 20's in NO TIME!

p.s. get video

looks like maggot/gerald posts!!! Keep em coming!!!

Not even close.

I was sleeping with a 32yo when I was 19. she is married now. freaks me out. good times though. good times.

59 is pushing it man. at some point, not considering supernatural things, the number becomes an issue.

When you are younger adult you can sleep with someone twice as old as you, and when you are older you can sleep with someone half as young as you are. Just don't get them reversed, because then you would find yourself in either jail or a nursing home.

That's funny.

yeah, they broke the mold there with gerald!

i'm not tryin to be anbody but me. and i dont retype so if i've had a few so be the typeing f-up's,, i just keep goin.

i generally like galls my age n' stuff.. which is a little over decade from her n' shit.

NAH the thing here is...doesnt' make sense,,, i think shhes weird an lyhing to me u know!! i need to see the drivers liscense???

I ALmaost think she's me age maybe a smidge older? or at least she loooks it. eh , dont know!!

i'm just really having a problem (actually i'm not) WIHT the no cellulite and 59?

and agin "hookit"s right i'm no Jack Kennedy. i've met andl....they broke the moldlll

notice my spellin nice only just took two shots!! if i 'post agian it'll be bad!!!

later oh yeah

was she a ginger too?? wouldn'tg like to be a ginger too....

im tellin ya yo, she's not typical n' shtuff!!

no lie you'd do er' for real...or??

yeha, though for a younin your right though id rather be with a gal me age or 5 years younger..this gall is jusst intreging me and again 59 and looking like this is a reall turn on!! dont know about the longivity of the situation but eh fuck it....

dunt know about tricks i'm probobly 12 to 15 years your senior but , i could be a dud and maybe shell teach me sumthing at my age..

um was your "cougar" a ginger as well... you r a ginger too?? right?

"not that theres anything wrong with that?"

Yeah, I am a ginger, I forget does that mean
I have the devil's blood running in my veins
or am I an alien from the planet of Argonia?

NO, she was not a ginger.

Now I am 37 and married, but the cougar
encounter happened years ago when I was
young and she was in her 40's.

No shit, there I was in this bar, and this smokin' hot chick, pushing 60 is sitting next to me. We start talking, drinking, played a round of pool, went back up to the bar and continued to talk.

She shows me pictures on her phone of her kids, one guy, about my age, in the Army, and one girl, a bit younger than me, and incredibly good looking. WOW.

After a few more drinks she invites me over to her house for an after dinner mint, if you know what I mean

No sooner than we get in, she asked me if I had ever had a mother/daughter threesome. I quickly said "no, but I have always wanted to."

She grins at me and walks over to the bottom of the stairs and yells up "Mother, today is your lucky day!"

^^^ Buddy Christ Says....

oh i'm only 7 years your senor??

i dont thin k yur the devil i'mve got gingers in my famly as weell irish are breeder arent they, cause their Catlicker, n0?

spekin o' catlickers,,, wel not really?

hebrew with tho' dew!!!!!!!! yheah dogma right??? that's some funny stuff ther boyy!!!!

i like all the subtext andnot to mention the in your facetext to of that movie!!! YEAHAA hookit (soundin' black in a white way- u kno what i mean?)

that's some funny shit! LOL!!!

Two months ago, I nailed a 51 year old chick that I met at the bar. (I'm 27)

Sure, it was mentally weird, but damn she was hot! Never before had I met a broad that knew what she wanted and knew how hard she could take it. I hammered that girl for nearly 30 minutes and it left her wanting for more...