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a stuffed bald eagle head!

fuck that would be sweet.
and super patriotic when over seas. youd get mad respect.

yeah....i'm ALSO sitting here with too much time on my hands...

that just made my night!

MS Paint to the rescue!

ROFL!!!!

i always thought a big dildo would do the trick as well

My friend Bill Legg, BASE 175, used a baby doll head on his pilot chute. It was a baby girl's head with long blond hair. I wanted to do something similar, like use the fast food jack-in-the-box head and shoot it in freefall for an advertisement.

why not step it up a bit. maybe a real embryo head. of coarse one that died of natural causes. ive always been againt abortions for b.a.s.e. unless you use every part of the fetus. like the indians would a buffalo.

too much?

 

wrong.

the best hackey handle is a pullupcord tied tightly around the cap. add a black rubberband for sliderup.

have a nice day.

You can borrow mine.

If only your tits were bigger than your big red dick

Ha ha ha, thanks Kiki

hello dzh, long time since we debated the finer points of base. allow me to clarify; i was referring to the American Indians of the distant past. not the more modern "pawn a space heater to buy a 5th of pompov" Indians, but i do see your point.

hahahaha yessssss

i also just realized my avatar and your pic have similar characteristics. rock on.

fake penises?
ha ha ha

What's this you say? You want some of this red dick in your butthole?

if you say so..

Some? I thought he said all...

Oh I see you have a King Tut.

I always figured you would want the Blackzilla model.

They were all out of The Lightning Bolt

A tornado hit a head shop near where i live about 8 years ago. Hundreds of dildos were flung everywhere by the tornado, resulting in dildos covering about a 1000 foot diameter!