With apologies to Nick and Carl
Ugh, I can't begin to say how sick that makes me. Attention-grubbing media whores.
I remember back in the day, when we first started building sky scrapers, we NEVER did it for the attention. It was a bandit operation, every time. We'd sneak in, throw up a massive edifice of steel and concrete, and get out of there without leaving a trace.
And we sure as SHIT didn't post some "hey-i'm-a-badass-i-built-the-tallest-building-in-the-world" video on YOUTUBE.
Nowadays, everybody just wants to build a 1000+ meter building to show off to their friends at the DZ.. look at me! look at me! i'm a fucking ARCHITECT!
I remember building with NickDG back in '88... we built a 400' apartment condo in one night on a formerly empty lot. Out of mutherfucking used popsickle sticks. The security guard who was posted at the empty lot saw us coming down from the 38th floor around 5 AM, and chased us and even grabbed onto the bumper of our bobcat as we raced away at 4mph. Nick pulled the "bumper release handle" and left the poor sucker there in the new parking lot we had just paved, holding onto our bumper and shaking his fist at us as we made it onto the freeway on-ramp. Sure there's video, but it's only been seen by a few... and they had to beg us to show it. We didn't do it for the glory, or the money, or the attention. We built it because... it WASN'T THERE!
The late, great, Carl Boenish liked to show video of his early construction efforts, but that was different. No one had built skyscrapers before the early 80s, and he just did it because he loved it and wanted to share his passion for shiny, glass monoliths. He and the other early pioneers made do with the most primitive in construction technology... recycled 2x4s, discount-grade cement, parts of other buildings tacked together. Sometimes they even made their own plumbing from scratch. Some of the buildings crashed on the designers, but they were learning as the went along. We have them to thank for the zoning laws and safety code that keeps our structures erect and stable.
But FIREWORKS? who the fuck organized this, the Red-Bull construction team? Will Felix and Jeb be the next people to say they were the first person to build this tower?
makes me fucking sick. pusy's.