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Within 10 years of basejumping I guarantuee that we will see 5 pin rigs, 3/1 aspect ratio canopies, wingsuits that can do dogfights, and Jebs going to finance his ramp but probably miss it in flight. Has anything happened with canopies the last 30 years? If we compare a Raven1 with an OSP what are the raw tech data on glide ratio and forward speed that are so revolutionary. We changed 15% of the topskin and added vents for reasons I dont even understand how would make better landings. Is it really that hard to land a Raven anyway.

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And I am sure that one day in the future we can fly a jet-powered wingsuit to the supermarket and just land on huge ramps that are put up everywhere. The automobile industry is sponsoring NPS lawyers to protect the interest of Michigan. What would happen to the state of Michigan if people started communting by wingsuit instead of cars. Im sure the Croatian ministry of exports would have a field day. And we would have to deal with 22months delivery times from Croatia. Also ramps and jet engines are taxed too hard. Except in the state of New Jersey and Oregon who falls outside the ramp agreement made in the city of new york after JEb presented his ramp idea. But OR and NJ got all the restrictions on flying anyway. So fuck that





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could you imagine drunken road rage in the sky?

it is not road rage.... it is sky rage!

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yes, I'm sure it's a joke, but that is a no tolerance subject. -- wwarped

Arent you busy running for president at the Perrine Bridge legbreaker club this year. I hear its really tough competition this year. You need a compound or at least surgery to qualify.



ditto -- wwarped

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