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bodyguard Dec 10, 2009, 7:34 PM

new canopy for sale hahahha

have a watch of the tv advertisement for this new canopy ,was laughing so much also watch the vid on top right the jumper has a massive head down exit and goes through lines on deployment..

http://escapeline.com/index.htm Cool

check out the certification aspects scroll down half way on this page
http://escapeline.com/parachute_ss.htm#tbox

thrillseek Dec 10, 2009, 9:07 PM

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yeah, it says it is made from f-111 zp material..??..
AND it's designed to anchor the static line to a filing cabinet...does anyone else see a "wylie coyote" moment in the making?? ha ha Laugh

freefly_trumpet_guy Dec 10, 2009, 9:19 PM

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JUST ORDERED MINE!!!!! Finally... no more wasting money on that 10 million yard spool of break cord! ;-) ;-)

Ronald Dec 11, 2009, 12:11 AM

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NEW canopy??? 9/11 was in 2001.
Ronald

Nickpriday Dec 11, 2009, 5:02 AM

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WOW! That sounds wonderful.
i bet it would work great with a head wind.
Might have to trade in my flick.

GreenMachine Dec 11, 2009, 6:21 AM

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The chances of a frightened whuffo properly
donning the rig & hooking up the static line
are probably slim at best.

doogi Dec 11, 2009, 6:32 AM

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minimum height 125 ft? haha well when I get my first job in a 12 story building surrounded on all sides by water...

probably a desk job so ya, thatll never happen ;-)

ashman22 Dec 11, 2009, 7:43 AM

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It would be great to get an extra jump at Bridge Day! I wonder how it does with a pilot chute?

freefly_trumpet_guy Dec 11, 2009, 8:33 AM

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No Man!!!! Didn't you read the ad??? You have to get someone to carry a file cabinet to the bridge day platform so you can properly hook it up! ;-)

BASEwish Dec 11, 2009, 1:07 PM

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the jumper has a massive head down exit and goes through lines on deployment..

That was funny, wonder how his collar bone is

avenfoto Dec 11, 2009, 5:27 PM

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In reply to:

The chances of a frightened whuffo properly
donning the rig & hooking up the static line
are probably slim at best.

but better than none. Cool

Jake44 Dec 12, 2009, 4:08 PM

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Didnt BR make something like that also? I remember them testing them in twin several years back.

bodyguard Dec 12, 2009, 4:55 PM

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this cracks me up....

https://www.yousendit.com/...r.p...1a6b932f768ada

https://www.yousendit.com/...r.p...14d5ad55e7b136

love the second video they are on national tv trying to sell it and the woman has no freakin idea what is happening imagine when ya 59 floors up smoke and screaming people and fire and your never gonna get it on This second movie is a crack up...at the very end she is trying to put it on and says something like HOW! hahahahah

loumeinhart Dec 13, 2009, 7:01 PM

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Do you geek your co-workers on exit even if they don't have EscapeLine ??

thrillseek Dec 13, 2009, 7:17 PM

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it could be sleep deprivation, but that shit cracked me up....and yeah, i'd probably exit facing the building and flash em' the shocker with my tongue out! Tongue

GreenMachine Dec 14, 2009, 5:10 AM

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Well I would flash my 3 inch dick then throw a gainer, ha ha

Ooh wait, forgot about the damn filing cabinet static line thingy Shocked

Lukasz_Se Dec 14, 2009, 6:09 AM

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bodyguard wrote:

this cracks me up....

https://www.yousendit.com/...r.p...1a6b932f768ada

https://www.yousendit.com/...r.p...14d5ad55e7b136

love the second video they are on national tv trying to sell it and the woman has no freakin idea what is happening imagine when ya 59 floors up smoke and screaming people and fire and your never gonna get it on This second movie is a crack up...at the very end she is trying to put it on and says something like HOW! hahahahah

Those links dont work...

Zipit990 Dec 14, 2009, 11:20 AM

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I can just imagine it, some dude falling to his death whilst he has a filing cabinet towing behind him Crazy

Zipit990 Dec 14, 2009, 11:23 AM

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Oh dear...

runnit Dec 14, 2009, 3:03 PM

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Zipit990 wrote:

I can just imagine it, some dude falling to his death whilst he has a filing cabinet towing behind him Crazy

Which is why you should only pack your filing cabinet just before you jump

Zipit990 Dec 14, 2009, 4:46 PM

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Nice anchor points Wink

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UCCC Dec 15, 2009, 6:15 AM

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Well, let me tell you guys how many people call me for stuff like this. UC3 makes our own version of this called "Parachute Escape System"
We sold 2 this year, believe it or not. :)

dqpacker Dec 15, 2009, 7:52 AM

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At least your selling something. Tongue

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