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i want to do base jumps for stories so i can have a line of chicks to bang extend out my apartment door. i am hung like an ox so the hard part is out of the way. i have 300 skydives what next?

Just sell coke, it is less dangerous
and you will bang more chicks.

FYI - I am so hyper I have never done
anything stronger than espresso but
most BASE guys don't get the pussy.

Try this site instead.

http://www.fastseduction.com/

I guaranty that it will work better than telling BASE stories to pick up chicks, as will most any other method you can think of.

buy the new packing video from Jesse and dont fuck up. your good to go.

If youre just looking for the sluts, then may i suggest simply lying? Its way easier, requires no training, and you're less likely to die.

Hmmm, might be a personal problem Tom

PS: Congrats on your E

Congrats on your E

Thanks bro.

warning: most chicks don't want to fuck crazy guys and most chicks think base jumpers are crazy. secondly, what do base jumpers use for birth control? answer: their personalities!