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If I go in tonight the fatality report should read...

Lowcountrybase went in while naked off the one of the worlds tallest towers. He had a nice launch and showed Jumper XXXXXX his goat as he grabbed his ankles and attempted his first Naked BASE Pike grab(right after exit). As he kissed his knees, he attempted to go into a track...little did he realize his cock was so large, that by his 3rd second of freefall, it hit the ground...stopping any sort of track he had. A few seconds later when he was ready to deploy he grabbed one of his large balls(which had made its way to the right side of his body during freefall) and procceded to deploy via testicle. Unfortunatly as he threw his PC(penis's companion) into the airstream it did not deploy his parachute, but rather deployed semen. Unfortunetly by the time he finished...he grabbed his rig's PC and deployed...impacting with nothing..but a hard on."

How about "So badly stoned he shouldn't have even attempted posting in an online forum, Lowcountrybase fell off his bed and sprained his nuts".

I find the penis to be a great rudder while tracking. lowCountryBASE should consider thinking of peach cobbler while in freefall!

And if it's cold, you can hold you hand out, thumb to index finger separated by about 3/4 of an inch and say "it was this cold!"

...His wobbling knees caused the harmonic/structural failure of the antenna thereby dooming him to ride it down screaming the whole way.

"she probably shouldn't have done that."

"Chute failed to open" just like it reads in every accident report from the press.

or

If this fat Italian's ass was just a little harrier, impacting on his rear would have been cushioned the fall. Baby got back!

my report:
he went in because he sucked in basejumping.

A_ _ M, one question :) Have you lost your F_ _ _ ing mind?

Ge_rge, you are just jealous because he doesn't have fantasies about pulling on your "PC"

I could never guess who you are referring to there. That blank leaves so many options: Gearge, Gerrge, George, Gewrge, Gethatdickfromwalterbororge...