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I got a strange call from a guy that wants me to jump with his baby seal at Bridge this weekend. A baby seal will draw more chicks than a squirrel. I hope Yoda is there so we can have a showdown.

I know the guy who had the squirrel, great guy, balls of steel. I don't think he ever claimed to be Yoda or ever intended to use the squirrel to attract girls. Maybe he'll chime in.

edit to correct my drunken post: Informed me that Yoda was the squirrel's name, someone did. Stop posting while drunk, I should. Avoid looking like a dumb ass, I might.

BASE1313, do you still have your squirrel?

I heard from Joe that Yoda ran away

I'll never forget that squirrel, freaked out my friend aaron real good. It was sitting on someone's shoulder right in front of us at last years safety meeting. Aaron thought it was fake so i told him to touch it...next thing you know the school is running up and down the row of people's shoulders and i think aaron shit his pants!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuR4hIgLmps

here is the little fella at the opening of the vid,, funny enough were close in line at BD,, and i ended gettting 1312, and he got 1313. must have been yoda that got him the cooler #. little f@#%@%#

I'm going to jump a small Capybara. This kicks EVERYONES ass!

Damn Hank, I didnt even know what that was. I is like a Ginnie Pig on roids. Ill give you a hummer if you let me pet it. It is already working for ya.

I remember seeing a farside cartoon of a creepy looking dude in large hat and a trenchcoat walking a pet alligator in a city park. Around the alligator's mouth were puffs of poodle hair. The leash to the poodle was being held by a beautiful woman shrieking and screaming her head off. His thought bubble said "Man, this is a great way to meet chicks!"

I'll bring the club and jump right after you with the seal, and get this over with on the landing area! Oh so furry...

So how the hell does one go about getting a squirrel?

The seals name is Cluber. how funny is that?

Nope :( He decided he was ready to return to the wild last year while we were out getting a pumpkin... guess he found a hot chick squirrel.

I happened to be at the pet store one day, and someone brought in an injured 10 day old squirrel. I ended up holding it for awhile... decided I could take care of it! The manager of the store was more than happy to let me give it a whirl... she gave me some quick tips on how to feed it and the basics of taking care of it. Her last words were... "and the worse thing you could do is kill it, so nothing to worry about"...

and 9 weeks later he and I were jumping off the new river bridge!

Here are a couple pics...

http://www.spike.com/...-baby-seals/2667866#

Your video is terrible! Why would you go to Canada and Video those people beating baby seals? You are sick. The seals name is Clubber because the owner feeds it ecstasy and glow stix. Not because he beats it.

 

I like clubbing baby seals, like on this website...

http://www.clubbingbabyseals.com/